Go ahead, knock me on my ass. You’ll feel better. Don’t make me say you’re right about something.

“be the bigger person” i can’t– i’m only 5'3"

the signs as emotions you can’t explain

Aries: Chrysalism (the amniotic tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm)

Taurus: Énouement (the bitter sweetness of having arrived in the future, seeing how things turn out, but not being able to tell your past self)

Gemini: Anecdoche (a conversation in which everyone is talking, but nobody is listening)

Cancer: Mauerbauertraurigkeit (the inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like)

Leo: Liberosis (the desire to care less about things)

Virgo: Jouska (a hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head)

Libra: Sonder (the realization that each passerby has a life as vivid and complex as your own)

Scorpio: Kuebiko (a state of exhaustion inspired by acts of senseless violence)

Sagittarius: Kenopsia (the eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that is usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet)

Capricorn: Occhiolism (the awareness of the smallness of your perspective)

Aquarius: Onism (the frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time)

Pisces: Altschmerz (weariness with the same old issues that you’ve always had – the same boring flaws and anxieties that you’ve been gnawing on for years) inspired by this

something happened to my child at his slumber party i really think i need an exorcism

that's just me, y'know? never gotten laid & can't fucking drive

THERE’S BEEN AN ACCIDENT.

Sweet Christ

This is how to eat ass, right?

RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 8 Meet the Queens / Bob the Drag Queen

Love her

I want her to win. I’m so glad she’s on

u, joking w ur scorpio friend: haha ur so stupid lol!

ur  scorpio friend: i hope ur whole entire family dies you ugly ass bitch

I was studying in my room, turned around to grab something and saw this.

So, basically, this is not my cat. 

But she’s all like chillin’ in my bed like she pays rent or smth.

 How the fuck did she even got into the freaking house. 

I don’t even care how this happened

my cats so fucking stupid we got some nice ass furniture around my house but she chooses the fucking fRYIGN PAN TO SLEEP IN

$tone Cold Killa

New fave

SAVAGE

my new kitty is the new love of my life

honestly what a masterpiece

everybody you have ever met came out of a vagina screaming in fear

i am so small and bitter im like a human espresso

It’s so stupid that the most beautiful places like space and the ocean you can’t really explore because you have to breathe like @this flesh prison fuck you fake bitch

it’s also stupid that all these white people keep reblogging this trying to get smart w me like “it’s beautiful because humans cant go there we destroy everything” like NO CONNOR! NO JAMIE! NO KELSIE! I’M NOT A HISTORICALLY HOMICIDAL MANIAC THAT HAS TO FUCK UP EVERY PLACE I GO don’t group me in with yall we are not the same dont project your manifest destiny wet dreams onto me honky