Julia

my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed, gay child

Please?

This should be a book for kids.

Remember kids, don’t bind with ace bandages! Bind only with binders!

theres a person out there somewhere who specifically requested a slight jiggle on this pizza slices right boob

I have to admit, that pizza is pretty hot.

I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.

#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman

#it doesn’t have to be a snowman

the lighting is sooo pretty rn 😍⚡️

logging onto tumblr near autumn 

nice 420 joke the police are on their way

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

Passing this good karma

I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.

ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND MY SKIN IS CLEAR AS F NOW

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

when you hate someone but they’re still really cute

Cat Behavior

omg thank you

we live in the cyberpunk corporate dystopia that none one ever saw coming.