date night 500
local failgirl takes you to the range on a date, misses every shot, forgets to clear the chamber and shoots her toe off. film at 11
happy pride to all dumbass bisexuals
when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.
@vesselvindicate get peer reviewed
how could you...
there is such a thing as fireworks. there is such a thing as earthworks, and waterworks. why no airworks? really makes you think.
It’s called skunkworks op.
breaking bad but awesome
I originally just made this because I designed two homoculi and their whole thing is they've never met another homoculi and they fall in love with each other.
But then I was like 'I need to make a FULL ON field guide to the habits, the reason why they exist, life purpose, of the homoculus'
But yeah Paint and Ink are two homoculi who meet at a party and they are very excited to meet each other.
can't believe I didn't think of this from the start but Waterdog should have a nasty little rat tail
true, and they've eaten all your leftovers :/
Pick a pokemon type, and if any of the types that are super effective against that type have more votes, you lost!
Tell me in the tags what pokemon you chose
LIVE NOW
i said i was gonna get back into speedrunning and i meant it!! we're gonna run The Thing until i beat the world record or i get too sleepy, whichever happens first
reblogs appreciated as i am still in THE PHANTOM ZONE. 1 reblog = 1 (tasteful!!!) post of sssteve's dick & balls later, and that's a promise
first clear!!! 50:53, not my best work, but we'll improve! getting right back into it (after a snack shhhh)
clear number two! 48:12~
reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about
academic conferences
Work meetings
Interviews
casual conversation
goncharov
Prompt-based AI that evaluates the tone and phrasing of your prompt, then based on how polite or rude your request is determined to be, either calls you a kiss-ass or tells you to fuck off.
Get a perfect middle ground and it tells you to “fuck off, kiss-ass”
Sometimes it just repeats your prompt back to you, but, like, in a mocking way.
Like that episode of Babylon Five it’s also voiced by Harlan Ellison.
It's called Cyberpunk 2077 because when you see it you'll turn 2077 degrees and walk away
me after seeing Cyberpunk 2077

















