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@pop6that9thang

aren't we all just freaks in a perfect world?
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  • eating chocolate does not trigger migraine headaches,
  • eating DARK chocolate reduces the risk of heart disease and cancer.
  • eating chocolate does not give someone acne or other skin eruptions,
  • eating DARK chocolate boosts one’s appetite, but does not cause weight gain,
  • eating moderate amounts of chocolate makes one live almost a year longer,
  • eating MILK chocolate releases endorphins in the brain, which act as pain-relievers,
  • the sugar in MILK chocolate may reduce stress, and have calming and pain relieving effect,
  • eating ANY chocolate makes you feel better after a Dementor attack.
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1st-ave

reblogging for the last fact

I’ve been worried about dementor attacks since literally forever.

That’s a really sensual picture of chocolate

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memezoom

DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS?

YEAH THE NATIONAL CATHEDRAL WAS HAVING IT’S FIRST EVER MUSLIM PRAYER

HUGE RIGHT? Well this lady comes in during the prayer and shouts, “Jesus Christ died on that cross over there!” He is the reason why we are to worship only him. Jesus Christ is our lord and savior!”

guess who

and the devil laughs

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the best thing about oitnb is that most of the inmates look realistically tired and unkempt and don’t wear makeup and then there’s laverne cox looking like she just walked off the red carpet 100% of the time

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just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)