being a horror fan that experiences panic inducing paranoia fucking sucks like ill just be like wow i cant wait to go watch scary shadow creature video number 74 and then spend the rest of the night clutching my phone with the flashlight on and playing five nights at freddys 4 in real life

like im aware that watching horror stuff at like 3am is going to make me think that slenderman is in my kitchen but also im a dumb bitch who sees scary video thinks yay i love scary video :) and immediately watches it

Fascinated by what the draws you people to horror content

i like when theres some kind of creature or perhaps a guy

why is hideki naganuma insane. who is teaching a middle aged japanese man to say shit like this

Here’s the explanation:

rare house W

A highly scientific diagram

i thought this was some sort of social commentary on our way or evolving from lovely little creatures into capitalistic rats and how this can happen to even the most unassuming and innocent creature- nope this is about furry's... slay i guess???

I love this take...you either die a Chatty Critter or live long enough to see yourself become an Animal Headed Person... 😔

I love that an intrinisic part of Page training in Tortall is waiting tables. Like, if you want to be a knight and truly understand the ways of Chivalry you must first experience... The Service Industry.

And Tamora Pierce was so right for that

sorry i forgot to text you back i was scared

Hey guys, cool new trick i found

Green

This isn't new

Gfeen

not your best post

Why me

all posts should be in deviantart journal format

Listening to: linkin park ;D Reading: yaoi :3333 Watching: naruto rofll Playing: kingdom hearts!!!!! Eating: nothing o__O Drinking: blood XD

People who eat super spicy peppers are pretty much just bored

maybe i am a normal girl or maybe i have some kind of repulsive evil in me that everyone is just too polite to point out

As should we all.

Gone.

made it nonlooping

*adds a sprinkle of cornstarch to the plot and stirs*

#NOOOOO URE SUPPOSED TO MIX THE CORNSTARCH INTO A SLURRY BEFORE ADDING IT TO UR SOUP ITLL CLUMP IN HOT WATER 

NOOO THE PLOT CLUMPENS

Loving the non-writers who are reblogging this specifically for the cooking advice

biologist here! why are plants green? well they suck up air from the sky (blue) and mix it with the sunlight (yellow) i fucking love science.

Every time I see this post I fly into an incandescent rage because it’s VERY ALMOST TRUE and it FUCKING SHOULDN’T BE and I HATE the way op explains it

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

Nothin’ but the best