Night in the Museum: here’s a spooky mummy!! oooh!

10 y/o me: haha he’s ugly watch

Night in the Museum: [ mummy unmasks himself to reveal a twenty-something year old Rami Malek ]

10 y/o me: 

great post but this reads exactly like the cereal guy meme

you broke me

This Baby Hippo Makes Me Happy

LMFAOOOOO

“But antidepressants changes your brain chemistry!”

who is she

A friend was travelling through Laos and Vietnam and met this little fella

there is always hope u guys

Why

(x)

Goddamn I love him

new gif for tumblr fights

"why are these scientists talking about pluto when they should be curing ebola" because they’re astrophysicists not molecular engineers or infectious disease specialists you’re getting mad at the wrong people 

*walks into Starbucks and violently shakes the barista* LOOK WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A NEW BED FRAME THEN????

literally something a serpent with tiny claws and/or legs would say

it’s beat down! time!