I wish I was someone’s lame ass boyfriend
i need friends that want to go to the library with me & want to go to the aquarium with me & want to play board games with me & want to sit in silence with me & want to go grocery shopping with me & want to kiss me & want to live forever with me
please look at this picture junji ito drew of his moms crusty white dog
Underrated in the “tweets with nearly daily usefulness” pantheon IMO
tim and eric's appearance on the simpsons is so uncanny simply because theres nothing fucked up about it. It might actually be the most flattering depiction of them in anything. They could easily pass for a cool gay couple or pair of metrosexuals
Polyamorous relationships are not for everyone. Monogamous relationships are not for everyone. Romantic relationships are not for everyone!!! We are all different people with different needs, maybe just stop trying to condense the human experience into a homogenous gray monolith!!! aaaaaaaa
And at different stages of your life, different things may be for you ✨️
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elons getting rid of the block button oh its actually so over
apps that host user-generated content are REQUIRED to have a block button as per the terms and agreements of the google play store and the app store
i don't think this change is going to go through, due to the above, so he's probably still just malding about extensions that block blue checks.
elon musk is literally like a parody. like he cant genuinely fucking be like this like bro is on some satirical depiction of a spoiled rich kid type shit. like hes a cartoon evil rich guy. throwing tantrums bc someone criticized him or said they didnt like him. spending billions of dollars to buy an app and then changing the app every time someone uses a feature of the app to insult him or hurt his feefees. dude straight up does the cartoon steam blowing out of ears train whistle shit irl every time someone says anything mean to him or is transgender but whats terrifying is he has enough money to do anything he wants and millions of chuds who would gladly no homo suck his cock every night before he goes to bed. like. how has someone come to be like this. why has this been allowed to happen why was he created
i think most rich guys are actually more like elon than they aren't, they all have simpering fanclubs online but enough haters to keep them up at night. i've seen a good half-dozen "richest man in X country" instagram accounts litigating their personal beef with some obscure shitposter who won't stop trolling them. they run the world but everyone doesn't love them so they're not happy
this is the richest guy in africa and his mortal enemy, a bored brazilian man