its cool that i have everythign I thought would make me happy (well paying stable job, art residency, not being misgendered anymore, nice place to live, moved in w my girlfriend in the city I've wanted to move to for the past 2 years) and I'm not happy
i wish i had friends, i wish i had more time, i wish i was better at making art, i wish it wasn't so hard to live here
heres some final starter evos.. im not a fakemon person so these could be better but
grass/fairy. visually based on the “green man” motif in folklore in the british isles. it lives in dense forest and is known to playfully lure travellers with its light, whether it leads them to safety or lures them deeper into the forest seems to depend on its mood. its a baboon wizard
water/ghost. amalgam of a crested newt, lake monster, and a kelpie. it dwells near lochs and marshland and covers its face in weeds. some people say it will disguise itself as a ponyta to lure you into the water but this seems fake
fire/??? dragon maybe?. based on a jackalope which is like very much not english folklore but whatever. theres nothing deep to this one its just an animal that has fire on it. it attacks by headbutting and kicking .
idk why i have a blog when im just an animal experiencing fear
You would not believe your ass
If ten million largemouth bass.
i’m doing calculations on largemouth bass biomass right now and this post came for me. when will I EVER be specifically told to get back to fish population data like this again??? we’re enemies
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I am so grateful for comics like these because if people hadn’t started joking about it I would never have known why i was Like This


I accidentally found this Umbridge and Miss Trunchbull photo shoot, and it’s terrifying
dark children’s literature, show me the forbidden butch & femme couple
Tarot Reading Cat Illustrated by B. Kliban
Misionero comido por tigre —Missionary eaten by a tiger [indeed, a jaguar (Panthera onca)]. Noé León (b.1907, Barranquilla, Colombia) • via Bibliothèque Infernale on FB
im in a dd/dd relationship and we just fucking whip our bed with our belts every night before passing out
Boris Anisfeld (Russian, 1878-1973)
Summer landscape, N/D
Oil on canvas





