DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES — 1.01 Pilot
make me choose » anonymous | ryansatwood asked Bree Van De Kamp or Susan Mayer | Gabrielle Solis
You shouldn’t listen to a woman who’s just had her heart broken. We tend to lie.
Make me Choose → Anonymous asked
↳ Bree Van de Kamp: Season 1 orSeason 8
the x files is funny because at the time it was “progressive” or whatever to have the ultra-rational, levelheaded character be a woman
but it’s also a show where all the fucked up alien shit actually is real, so she’s just constantly wrong about everything
What’s funny is how often they’re both wrong. Mulder will be like “the victims all had their livers scooped clean out this is obviously the aliens escalating from cattle mutilation” and Scully will be like “don’t be silly Mulder this is clearly just a serial killer who’s really good with surgical tools” and then it turns out the actual killer is an immortal sewer man who comes out ever quarterly century to feast on human liver.
I cannot stress enough that this is literally the plot of an actual episode
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