y’all are NOT ready for the juxtaposition of the sun to result in the northern and southern hemispheres splitting in climate one hot one cold that will cause the manifestation of chilly willy and chilli billi in the north and south pole and it shows
None of you are prepared
ultimately i just think its a crying shame that a website that has the opportunity to cement itself as unique (custom blog themes especially are a feature that i think it would be a HUGE mistake to get rid of. so few social media websites allow that level of customization) and instead of leaning into it theyve just decided to continuously shoot themselves in the foot over and over and weve still got people cheering them on and throwing them money with the intent of 'paying their medical bills' only for them to turn around and buy a second gun so they can shoot themselves in the foot faster and more efficiently
hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)
there is delaware (state) and delaware (river)
both are equally strange
the state is a tiny little cryptid thing
the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.
the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.
THATS TUPPERWARE
i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?
delaware is too powerful
what the fuck
Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?
I know home depot, but dude I don't know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!
.....ace hardware....?
this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post
but at what cost
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he WHAT? i thought he was from. w. wait. ???
delaware stole the presidents shoelaces for clout and became too powerful
From the UK- and what do you mean Delaware isn't a type of ceramic?
it is now
@hellsite-hall-of-fame is it too early?
Isn’t delaware what they make computers on???
software ??
I think they meant Dell Ware, a specific computer type. We had a Dell computer once.
I thought Delaware was that famous singer they spoofed in Zootopia.
oh i thought delaware was that one british singer lady, you know, the one from chasing pavements
that's fucking adele
isn’t delaware that place you go when you die
youre thinking of superhell and all of you are going there
how the fuck did any of you come to the conclusions you all made
we live in america?
I thought Delaware was that food delivery service that keeps interrupting youtube videos with their ads when I'm trying to have a good time
..... are you talking about Doordash???
Isn't Delawere the name of that one girl in the song that goes "Hey there, Delawere"? She's from NYC or something.
Pausing here to point out that op is “dear-AO3″ and now I’m wondering if Delaware fanfic would be categorized as RSF (real state fic) or AU (alternate unitedstates)
stop i do not want to think about this
Isn’t Delaware that SPN ship that exploded the internet
Everyone on this post:
I love that the “no, that’s [x]” meme is making a comeback here and only here and nobody has any idea what’s going on
Keep up the good work, we can make poor OP have a melt down yet.
Isn't delaware that one brand of pizza that's like "it's not delivery, it's delaware."
isn't delaware the god of the sea
Isn't Delaware the name of that guy who painted the Mona Lisa?
delaware is that one evil cyborg guy that has a son named Luke and a red laser sword
Thats Darth Vader. Im pretty sure Delaware is that other red-laser sword guy. You know. The one that stabbed Qui-Gon.
what have i created
I usually only reblog older posts, but this definitely deserves to be in every tumblr hall of fame
this post has only existed for 8 days.
This is fantastic because it goes great with my theory that Delaware only exists for tax purposes. Like, all the states really only exists for Tax Purposes, but Delaware is particularly fake because back in 2012 I got lost in the Alleged Delaware Area looking trying to get to a family reunion, but every time I pulled over for directions, I would ask what the hell state I was in now, and I went through Mayland, Pennsylvania, New Jersey AND Virginia and I never fucking found Delaware but I did eventually find the Family Reunion and earned the repsepct of my then-prospective- Great-Grandmother-In-Law by saving her favorite grandchildren from a furious oceangoing horse so I’m convinced that not only is the state a purely legal construct, they didn’t even dedicate any landmass to it, or it’s a gov’t blackzone where the carnivorous horses live.
World Heritage Post
fun fact, i actually drove through delaware on this posts 6 month birthday. i hate it here.
This post literally fills me with life,tysm.
This post confused the heck out of me, I don't even know what's going on in this post, why the hell am I rebloging it?
Ok everyone's mentioned 'the mortifying ordeal of being known' in 'he hates freestyle jazz' but I love the implications that Ambrosius could totally see Ballister going absolutely apeshit but doing freestyle jazz? Nah that couldn't possibly be him
Like, either being an absolute menace and taunting law enforcers isn't really something out of character for Ballister or he hates freestyle jazz so much he would do literally anything he wouldn't be caught dead doing before he touched freestyle jazz
my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness
I've only seen gifs of nimona so far BUT dear jod, they've woobified that man (ballister blackheart)
look at him. they've chucked him in the worsh and run it on power blast. they've caused a worldwide poor little meow meow shortage (used it all up on him). just look at those big soggy eyes. SUCH a scrungly scrimblo blorbo. I want to wad him up like a wet paper towel.
anyway DDOS ransom attacks suck but since people decided to uncritically spread racist and Islamophobic propaganda in the wake of a common internet attack, instead of donating more money to AO3 (which always gets all the money asked for and more) please consider donating to these organizations
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and remember, please to always think critically and kindly; it is very distressing to me how many people immediately bought into infowars level conspiracy just because a fanfiction website went down for a bit.
killing bugs is like. yes its just a bug. but does your fear or inconvenience of a life make it an unworthy one
can’t believe medic tf2 got top surgery and still has the biggest boobs on the team..
Hes probably heard comments about his chest from the entire team, It’s not his fault they’re so big😔
The Evening World, New York, March 16, 1908
Reblog if you too are a real amiable sort of freak with a very wide smile, just keeping pace.
#if you can't get homemade weird horniness then store bought is fine
#if you can’t
get homemade weird horniness
then store bought is fine
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I made this edit of a dream I had the other night. Idk why but it was so funny to me I woke up laughing so hard I was coughing
i showed my homeboy and he sent me back this
wait what? the fuck? this is the first time I'm hearing about this. christians have a Make New Minecraft World event?
man what the fuck?
Like I've said before they believe the Antichrist will take over the world specifically by creating world peace and paradise so that everyone will trust him as a global dictator. This is why they called Obama the antichrist, because he said he wanted to end war. They believe the world is meant to fall into ruin and anyone planning to end violence or poverty is working for the devil.
This end-times prophecy is also why Hobby Lobby doesn’t have barcodes, because they believe they are the Mark of the Beast.
(The end times prophecies are not why they stole Middle Eastern artifacts though, that’s because they’re a.) assholes and b.) Christian dominionism, which is slightly different.)
End times prophecies are also why American evangelicals are so keen on Israel- because they literally need it to exist because of the prophecies. They hate the Jews, but they love the idea of Israel. For apocalypse reasons.
no yeah i grew up southern baptist and they believe all of this unironically
More recently in a panel on fox news(now pretend to be shocked or surprised) basically said "the young generation is godless and faithless, therefore they think we should stop global warming, not pollute and actually have a decent and dignified life but Christians™ shouldn't give a shit because we are go to heaven".
Is all said with frivolity, missing authenticity and in very PC ways, but they are don't hide their intentions, these people don't care about this world being miserable because for them they will either be in heaven or the rapture will happen, Delulu shit.
