Canon is for losers I'm here for six million fics of the same two idiots realizing they love each other to distract from life
I don't think I've seen an actor who is this passionate about their role ever
the new pornbots’ url game is INSANE. complicit-rotting and warmmourning you would have done numbers if you were real
me personally? i die every night and come back wrong every morning but no one notices because i've been doing that for a long time so it's just kinda par for the course
part time soulmate full time problem I’m half doomed you’re semi-sweet scar crossed lovers. pete wentz when I get my hands on you
This may not be a common sentiment but Fall Out Boy is a band I have very different relationship to than other bands. Like, a lot of people shit talk Fall Out Boy and call them a shitty emo band of whiny bitches and I’ll be like YES. Hello??? That’s the point???? Catharsis? Have you never felt like you were a stitch away from making it and a scar away from falling apart? Or had troubled thoughts and the self esteem to match? Sometimes I’m just a whiny bitch! Whiny bitch rights
fall out boy did not produce the (after) life of the party for just anyone. that damned song is for the mentally ill, the heartbroken, and the whiny bitches ONLY
Good news for this guy: fish don’t exist, there’s no such thing as fish!
Fun fact! Sunfish were for a time classified as plankton, because they just kinda drift aimlessly in the water and are, as far as we can tell, incredibly dumb.
They could, without question, survive getting shot by a 9mil.
and hilariously that is not why it is called that.
It is the circle of the bears cause of ursa major and ursa minor, and the circle without bears cause ya'know opposite part of the sky.
We lucked right into that one....
#so what you’re saying is#the stars dictate whether bears do or do not exist in places
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Astrology is real but only for predicting where bears will be
Bears do not travel to places they cannot see their gods
let’s hope loid’s identity is revealed first because i just know the moment yor finds out he’s killed people, she’s gonna have no care in the world that he’s a spy, she’s just gonna blurt out an overly excited, “YOU’VE KILLED PEOPLE TOO?!?!?!”
“if you view me differently for- wait did you say too?”
What was the first property/media you read fanfiction online for? 🌈
Sometimes I forget young people exist. I’m seeing people saying that their first fic was for FNaF or Good Omens or even MLP and I’m like “Haha wow that’s all pretty new, you must have been on the internet for a while before encountering fanfiction!”
And then the “oh no” hits.
So I have a follow-up question: What’s the first website you read fanfiction on? Mine was Quizilla, which doesn’t even exist any more!
Mine was some wild Harry Potter fanfic (Snape/Bellatrix wtf), this was before the 5th book in azkabanmexico, which doesn’t exist anymore
