I finished portal and immediately went to ebay and ordered portal 2, I cannot wait to hang out with that wretched stephen merchant ball that people were obsessed with 10 years ago

I’ve been playing for about half an hour and I’ve come to the conclusion that I would die for this little sphere guy

Pedestrian affirmations:

YOU ARE INVINCIBLE

AUTOMOBILES TREMBLE AT THE SIGHT OF YOU

GOD'S DIVINE LIGHT SHIELDS YOU

CROSSWALKS ARE YOUR HOLY PATH TO SALVATION

This site sucks. I can't ratio people on here

yes you can, watch:

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you are my little load bearing fuck hole

everyone’s a critic.

Murphy, a rescued bald eagle who is known for fiercely protecting a rock he considers his egg, will be getting the opportunity to become a father to an orphaned chick ❤️

Previously Murphy was the eagle known for:

so ive seen this go around twice or so in the past week without and update, and…

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(Donation Link on their FB Page)

I just found someone sharing this on twitter, so sorry that I don’t have the link but omg

Girlboss over here gaslighting the gatekeepers.

Fuck the Home Owners Association.

No one who opposes an HOA is the asshole.

Fuck the HOA and fuck nosy busybodies

Always be on the lookout for scams like this!

Americans will measure in anything except the metric system

So apparently this is just this guy's thing

character.ai is pretty good

i need this so bad

In fair Verona where we lay our scene

Rare American W

americans, i truly believe we can get 100%

Lets hear it for Malicious Compliance

*filming literal mold* “There is a bit of a damp problem…” The signs saying “DON’T BUY THIS” are a beautiful touch.

I JUST HAD SEX WITH GRAN TURISMO 4?!

wake up everybody new reaction image just dropped

The best part of this is Denji’s not being in kanji bc he’s illiterate