Ignore the laws of this land and always expose at least one tit
Consul presenting nipples
@caesar-suggestions: you, me, tomorrow, REMATCH.
caesar-suggestions
You lost fair and square, get over it
Caesar are you scared
caesar-suggestions
You could pay a early egion with all that salt.
I will crush you in online chess
@caesar-suggestions: you, me, tomorrow, REMATCH.
caesar-suggestions
You lost fair and square, get over it
Caesar are you scared
@caesar-suggestions: you, me, tomorrow, REMATCH.
caesar-suggestions
You lost fair and square, get over it
Caesar are you scared
hey @pompeythegreatsuggestions i’m writing your eulogy how ok are you with it just being a list of ways in which you were awful
I would expect nothing less my good bitch
measure to approve massive depressing statue in the center of the forum depicting an emaciated optimas senator carrying a boulder that says “The Mos Maiorum” on it
"Emaciated optimas senator"
Cato you can just say you want a statue of yourself it's okay
Slaps roof of Triumvirate
This bad boy can fit so much fuckign backstabbing inside it
The Swamp? That gotta be good. Perhaps they will meet Marius. Or Flemeth. Or, you know…
reach into your local swamp and you may find me with my head still attached to my goddamn body
On this day: August 2, 216 BCE
The Carthaginian army led by Hannibal defeats a numerically superior Roman army at the Battle of Cannae.
the romans had like.... 4 good generals ever and the rest are just...... oof
Caesar give up your legal immunity challenge
caesar get prosecuted into oblivion challenge
Cato please calm down we are trying to work this out challenge
Sitting on the porch of my huge mansion just outside city limits in my most comfortable tunic/toga combo sipping a big goblet of wine, staring directly at the Senate house and making eye contact with Cato:
Oh, is this not Hispania? Weird! Must have taken a wrong turn somewhere. Ah well.
*hands a bribe to every senator within reach*
If you conquer Syria on a whim and accidentally set the stage for the birth of christianity 50 years after your death: You. Are. Valid.
Roman cavalryman’s face helmet, modeled after the face of Alexander the Great. Found at a fort on the limes Germanicus near Saalburg, Germany; now in the Saalburgmuseum. Photo credit: Carole Raddato.
Bitch that's me
Queer Eye but with late republic romans
Cicero, clodius, Cato, Marcus antonius and I try and make Caesar less gross
Clodius does home renovation but he just burns down your house and replaces it with a temple
Cato does fashion but his only advice is wear the correct shade of purple and get ya titty out
I’m obviously the Anthony of the group because while everyone else is making huge changes to caesars life I show up and teach him how to make guacamole then bounce
He’s called Antoni!!! I feel like Cicero would be the Karamo which leaves Marcus Antonius to be……. grooming :D
We all know that Marcus moisturized at least six times per day. The pinnacle of Roman self care.
Queer Eye but with late republic romans
Cicero, clodius, Cato, Marcus antonius and I try and make Caesar less gross
Clodius does home renovation but he just burns down your house and replaces it with a temple
Cato does fashion but his only advice is wear the correct shade of purple and get ya titty out
I'm obviously the Antoni of the group because while everyone else is making huge changes to caesars life I show up and teach him how to make guacamole then bounce
Queer Eye but with late republic romans
Cicero, clodius, Cato, Marcus antonius and I try and make Caesar less gross