WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 4.05 || 4.07
[MASTERPOST] I had a few prompts for 'bear!Jaskier cuddling', some 'Ciri and Jaskier having a nap' and a prompt for more Aiden!
When Jaskier and Ciri came down from the mountain and heard the rumours about a killed witcher, he feared for the worst. That it ended up being Aiden was a surprise (and his survival will be a surprise for the others too, 'cause those news traveled far)
[ID: 1. Dex sitting up in bed in his freshman dorm wearing only boxers, flushed with fever, messy hair, snot dripping from his nose. He is staring at the thermos in his hand that Bitty left for him, thinking “he made me soup…and pie…” 2. Repeat of panel one, Dex now looking stricken and blushing from chest to hairline, thinking “oh, no…” A pride flag has taken over the screen. /end ID]
Freshman Dex: something LGBT happened to me today
🐺🐺🐺WIP
The composition that suddenly came to my mind.. I swear I will draw wolves who are not children in the future, but please let me draw more pictures of them being turned into children during this time.
Even if they become children, they are still menacing wolves
🥰
* I'm still drawing...hope it will be good
financeswithwolves
girl's night
That soft one in the middle, just sleeping on a bed of delicious apples
those apples are probably fermented as hell all these bears are drunk outta their gourds
girl's night
Noooo don't get a tattoo it's so permanent blah blah blah my tattoo is whatever I want it to be and today it's an octopus
y'know what's something that ISN'T a trope, but should be?
oracle: listen to me carefully, for thy son hunts thee now
hero: oracle, you speak nonsense, for i have no son, only a daughter fallen to barbarians
the daughter fallen to barbarians:
[id: the trans flag /end id]
10/10 ID
This is literally the plot of High Noon Over Camelot and it's as great as you would hope
Oh no! The ice cream is too hard to scoop! How can we solve this issue?
Jaskier: gets geralt to do it for him
Eskel: waits patiently for ice cream to melt a little, then scoops
Geralt: uses his Witcher strength and forces the spoon through the ice cream. (Yes it bends in half a dozen times, yes he gets frustrated, no he doesn't stop)
Lambert: microwaves the spoon
I couldn’t find Mittens but I could hear her meowing so I was afraid she was stuck somewhere but no. She was sitting on the Keurig again
She’s singing her Coffee Song. The song she sings when she sits on Coffee machines.
Anonymous asked:
HOLD THE FRICK FRACKIN PHONE
DOTH MINE EYES DECEIVE ME
OR IS BEAR! JASKIER'S DAD TRANS?????
(Homie you got me so hyped I hope I'm not just being dumb)
[PREVIOUS] - You are absolutely right! He is!! Also I think for Jaskier his Dad is just his Dad - it takes him a while...
Anonymous asked:
Can we get some baby bear Jaskier pls? 🥺
I took that prompt quite literal, oopsie - one day I really want to explore Jaskiers backstory in this AU. (I had it somewhere, that Jaskier ended up as a witcher trainee because of the law of surprise; that his parents did all they could to get him back and that Jaskier managed to get away and get back home. Which did not mean that the time the transition afterwards was easy.)
For the anon that wanted more little bear! Jaskier.
When Jaskier goes to Kaer Morhen for the first time and the other witchers quickly learn that he has no problem using them as furniture, they begin acting like he’s a cat.
Like they all want him to sit on their lap but don’t want to look too eager in fears of scaring him off. Geralt, Eskel and Lambert are all sitting on a couch and hold their breath as Jaskier enters the room, knowing if he wants to sit down it will have to be on top of someone. Jaskier asleep, stretches out a leg over someone’s lap. All the witchers quietly gasp. One time he’s drunk and collapses on top of Lambert and Lambert is flustered, thinking, I have been Chosen ™
Geralt gets impossibly smug at first since Jaskier normally chooses him, but once he starts getting to know the others better he becomes Very Grumpy whenever His Bard chooses someone else.
Lambert, bored, with a pair of scissors.
He cuts everyone's hair in their sleep. Geralt gets a bowl cut. Eskel gets the emo bangs. Jaskier gets a Mohawk.
Lamberts about to cut off papa vesemirs mustache when he opens his eyes.
It's the only time Lamberts ever really felt fear.
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Don't worry, the guys all get their revenge the first winter Lambert brings Aiden.
Lambert gets the friar tucker all winter
okay but witchers doing the cat thing of laying in the sun to save on energy needed for maintaining their temperatures, which means in kaer morhen jaskier just regularly has to jump across an obstacle course of witchers on the floor participating in Lizard Activities in the sun coming through the windows.