Happy Mid Autumn Festival + Friday the 13th

i need some victory today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope so, this cold and my period both need to be yote

RB if you’re into the following fandoms

Mood.

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

ALRIGHT GUYS THAT A WRAP FOR THIS YEAR

THANKS FOR STICKING AROUND. 

tag yourself i’m not ur toy

Czech Rebublic: Okay, so how are we going to win this year?

Mikolas Josef: Say no more

A cinnamon roll being protected by a bigger cinnamon roll is just too cute if you ask me

I can’t believe Alekseev finally found his dad

So Alekseev had a new interview with wiwibloggs and he was asked to give a message to his fans. 

You won’t believe what he said:

“I don’t know what looks more fake, the rose or his teeth”

- swedish commentator delivering the shade

This is all I saw

CZECH OUT HERE SAVING LIVES; YOU GO KID FROM STUART LITTLE!

Czech Republic guy we get it you’re millennial

Austria wore a pajamas you can’t tell me otherwise

So no Greece?

Israel be like

Estonia be like...

other people: stop being dramatic because of small things happening to you

me: