Hi, I am ghost, this is my art blog. A bit about me, my pronouns are he/him, (ftm), I am an aspiring artist, I am from England (feel free to make jokes about it I find it funny), I like Tf2 (titanfall not team fortress, but that is cool too), Overwatch, dead by daylight and other similar media. I am autistic.
Poltergeist-grim is my main.
bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements
please bother me with questions and statements
“Noble monster hunter! Thank goodness you’re here! We’ve had to sacrifice a villager to this werewolf each month to keep it at bay!” “That is quite possibly the worst course of action your village could take.”
“Noble monster hunter! Thank goodness you’re here! We’ve had to sacrifice a villager to this werewolf each month to keep it at bay!” “That is quite possibly the worst course of action your village could take.”
“But-“
“Do you think all werewolves eat human meat?”
“Do they not?”
“No! Not at all! Some can eat human meat, but the taste isn’t that great raw, in fact its downright awful! You have to be patient enough to rub in the correct spices, be careful of inedible parts-“
“Inedible parts?”
You sigh. “Human brains are not safe to eat for werewolves, so are ovaries. Brains won’t kill them, but will make them sick long enough to regret it, and ovaries are too much salt too be able to eat even two bites!”
“…How do you know all this?”
“Because I know werewolves, and judging by the length and hue of the fur…”, you say as you begin to leave, then sigh before telling the villager, “It’s just Frank. They forget village names easily, and because this village, being Sycamore Hollow, is far from their home, they were probably just going to ask you for the name of this village.”
“But what happened to the villagers that were sacrificed?!”
“Frank is a roofer, one of the best in my opinion, they’re probably trying to get materials to fix and renew the people you sacrificed’s roofs. They probably think that you won’t give them directions unless they do this. I advise that you give them directions when they come back.”
“But ‘Frank’ is a monster! How well do you know this werewolf?!”
You sigh again, “Frank is no monster. They are actually my roommate, and if they wanted to go through the trouble to eat a human, they would’ve years ago.”
“You must be joking. You have to have been living with-“
“I have been living with them for twelve years. They have been my friend since I was a kid. I’ve lived around werewolves my entire life, and a human has been eaten once.”
“Who was it?”
“Remember who ruled this area for several years? Made every one miserable? Well, after two days of preparation, that bastard was grilled. Tasted ok, but not great.”
“YOU TRIED IT?!”
“A small bite, but still, didn’t taste great, but only one werewolf thought it tasted pretty good. Most of the food didn’t get eaten, and was composted.” You grab the door handle. “Before I go, I think you should know that there are termites in your door. You should probably get that taken care of.”
You leave, and leave a note nearby for Frank, you really hope they’re ok. You then head home, it has been a long day and you need to get home. You have to get there before Lil Guy, you and Frank’s small basilisk with separation anxiety, breaks the door and gets out again.
So, I decide to make a formal price list of art commission. As long as this post is here I shall be available. Really appreciated if you can reblog this for me!
My standard rate is £15 per hour so the price indicated here is just for reference. Please inquire with details and I shall give you the specific price.
Payment accepted via paypal or bank transfer within uk.
PS: If I remember you liked and reblogged my posts very often, you shall have a special discount :)
Stay proud, fellow Pride Knights!
When aliens first discovered Earth they were surprised that such a hostile world could produce life, let alone intelligent life. They were even more surprised to learn that Earth had not always been this deadly and that cockroaches were not its first technological species.
girl what happened to just creating fanwork to satisfy your needs
going directly to the developers for canonical changes to the work has gotta stop like what happened to boundaries
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overwatch art dump!
Wolf was my fav! Here's some old fan art of her
I know I’ve said this before but vampires
therefore I am in dire need of a heist film where a group of vampires band together to steal back their old stuff from museums
Oceans 1100 AD
Very interested in the hardest part of this beign the vampires trying to trick someone into granting them permission to enter the premises earlier in the day
I feel like this has several simple solutions!
(all ideas shared on this blog are public domain, feel free to go nuts. you can find more story ideas like this on my ko-fi)
(What we have in mind for now are black dragons, with low density silver glitter, silver enamel, so that the pride flag pops)
You’re pretty sure your brother’s wife is a talking wolf in a dress, but he simply refuses to believe you.
pov: you interrupted his slumber party with spider-man
based on this
