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PolkTech

@polktech

"the writer's strike could stop the MCU from making new movies for months!" fuck dont dirtytalk me like that. it's only 9:34 am

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i wish i could see this picture for the first time again

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Every time I see some gamerbro edit of a female video game character to make her 'prettier', I always see something I have mentally dubbed Cockroach Wife Syndrome (in honor of the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha).

That is to say, there is a certain subset of gamerbro who interacts so rarely with real women, that his primary touchstone for how women look is fiction: often video games and anime. So when a video game woman looks too realistic--too close to having traits that one might find in real flesh and blood women--this is foreign to them. This is unattractive. They have been jacking it to hentai and blender animation porn for too many years, and have inadvertently conditioned themselves to only be sexually aroused by the exaggerated cartoonish traits of animated women.

So now every time I see one such edit, I can't help but think. My. What a coincidence you've made her look more like an anime waifu. Truly dedicated to your cockroach wife.

You can’t just breeze over something like “the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha” without at least linking a 20 minute video breakdown of this man’s descent into madness.

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I love the combination of the cross and the more revealing outfit, average sexually repressed christian. Also just the unsubtle racism of making her whiter from "goes outside sometimes" to "will perish in direct sunlight" and the blue eyes. Also can't forget to make the nipples show lmao

the "oh. oh." moment in fan fic but instead of a character realizing they're in love it's them discovering they have a specific kink at the worst possible moment

that’s for the readers of the fic

guys help my gf is horny for the Minecraft endermen

Okay so let me explain 😳

Idk ever since the first time I played the game I just was like gosh… you’re so tall… 👀💦 anyways I also doodled some Minecraft Women™️ lmfao

Be honest gamers should I make 🔥🔞🔥 art of them for my Patreon because I’m this 👌 close to just saying fuck it and drawing Minecraft titties

I drew the Minecraft titties 🫣😳 here you go💦