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@polkagheist

23 (she/her). Deltiologist, local menace. I won my highschool senior superlative as Best Ginger even though I dye my hair.
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pirating movies by seeing them in tumblr gifs and basing my own story around them

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rabbitrah

that's how medieval peasants were supposed to use the stained glass windows to teach themselves bible stories when church was exclusively in latin

Blorbaux from my tapestries

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ryebreadgf

monster that doesn’t know that it’s a monster because it’s never seen its own reflection, doesn’t understand why it’s feared. lonely creature only trying to love and be loved but it’s clumsy and doesn’t realize its power, doesn’t know it’s different. why don’t you love me. why are you scared of me. i’m just like you

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biglawbear

Oh, NOW I understand why gays love monsters so much

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cafffine

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

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cowtato

been drawing some werewolf stuff over twitter, here, have them all together as one big sequence. the bit where she's complaining about it keeping her awake is about 2 weeks later. for the record: the talk of coyotes is because there are no wolves here on my island. they are extinct and we imported coyotes to take their place (it did not work well)

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“I don’t understand Hannibal Lecter” k well if the love of my life tracked me down in europe and smiled at me in front of my favorite painting and said he wanted to understand me and that he defined past vs future as before me and after me and talked about how we couldn’t survive separation and then after I saved both of our lives from insane ass mason verger and I carried him bridal style through the cold winter night only for the next day to have him BREAK UP WITH ME and say he didn’t want to think about me anymore…yeah I'd turn myself in too.

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i didn't realize before i started watching hannibal that will graham's day job was being a lecturer at the fbi academy and i really want to know what his rate my professor page would say. "decent lecturer but we kept getting stuck with substitute professors because he was always called away to look at active crime scenes. showed us pictures of his dogs if we did well on tests. also, our final exam was canceled because he was arrested on several counts of murder. difficulty: 3.0. textbook: n/a. would take again: well. he's in jail. so i can't."