A mini dump to get your mind off things

Give him protag hair and he'll be an anime character.

Imma pet them all.

Humans are dangerous: threat displays.

Any threatened creature will make threatening gestures as a means of defence. This is universal.

Each species has a different threat display, and the threat displays are universal to their race.

Some beings beat their chests.

Some will make themselves look bigger than they are.

Others will emit loud and frightening noises.

Many will simply bare teeth and claws to show how dangerous they are.

And then there are humans.

Humans are a mystery. They seem to possess no universal threat displays across their species.

Some humans will make loud noises in an attempt to scare an opponent.

Others will do anything to look larger and more threatening. Such as raising or waving their arms in large and exaggerated gestures.

Some human cultures are known to make elaborate threat displays out of movement and dances. (See subsection entitled; Haka.)

And then there are the humans who defy all natural laws. These humans become quiet and still.

Beware these humans.

A human becoming quiet while under threat is the most dangerous human.

Don't fuck with quiet people. They may seem calm, they may seem relaxed but rest assured, they're currently running through all the ways they could kill you and you can bet that most of them involve permanent crippling.

Continue voting against yourself

Oh well look, fuckin rich-uncle-penny-bags over here has got health insurance.

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

No but sometimes I get random chest pains and I smile thinking, today is the day.

GUYS MY MOM SAID IF I GET 40, 000 NOTES SHE'LL GET ME SWORD

PLEASE

THIS PERSON NEEDS A SWORD

Sard

Please kill someone with it

I haven’t done realism in at least 5 months ugh

Reblogs appreciated lmao

THIS IS A FUCKING DRAWING???????????

I tricked my friend into thinking this was real for a hot minute lmao

HOLY SHI-

RFUASDFLIUGSE

If you're not making money off this then you need to change that immediately. Your work is godlike. I legitimately assumed that this was a picture.

The spiritual successor to Miette

Might I also add

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

Cats only talk like that when they want to convince humans to do shit, and it works like magic.

allow me to slip into something a little more… comfortable *removes green ribbon from my neck, screaming ensues*

stop being funnier than me in the notes of my own post

Are you still alive and able to consent because a detachable head isn't a deal breaker.

Believe in satan and fuck off

Sleep with Satan and kill your God

Dance with the Devil and Listen to Heavy Metal

This sounds like a song

Believe in your Draconian Illuminati Witch Overlords and Hack the Simulation

catchy

Dance with satan and hack the simulation

(What a bar 😂)

i don’t ususally do these, but damn this one is relevant:

Dance with your pain, and Try Necromancy

Sleep with your Draconian Illuminati Overlords and Listen to Heavy Metal

Bow down to your pain and never return

Feed Satan and MEMENTO MORI

Feed your draconian illuminati overlords and remember you will die. Accurate

Bow down to Satan and remember you will die.

friendly reminders with stock photos

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

They also go by PEARs

new pedo terminology. know it, stay safe

Friendly reminder

Gotta clear out the trash because apparently I’ve accumulated terf and pedo followers

It's bad enough that the world is sliding down the toilet. Now pedos are, once again, trying to normalize pedophilia.

Slightly uncomfortable dump

OP I think we need to have a talk about your definition of “slightly uncomfortable” because my levels of rage skyrocketed faster than it took Thanos to snap his fingers

I love this

This post has inspired me to start WW3, WW4, and WW5.

Understandable have a great day

You too.

Slightly uncomfortable dump

OP I think we need to have a talk about your definition of “slightly uncomfortable” because my levels of rage skyrocketed faster than it took Thanos to snap his fingers

I love this

This post has inspired me to start WW3, WW4, and WW5.

everyone forgot about this wholesome video so i dug through the deep files of the internet cause it needs to be seen again

bacon pancakes state of mind saturday

This made me happy.

Friday Funnies!

Bull, blood is very difficult to wash out. Especially if you're wearing brightly colored clothes. That's two shirts down the drain just this week.

wearing the bells proudly does not make u any less of a fool and a jester

A fool is laughed at and believes he is being laughed with. A jester knows he is being laughed at and doesn't care.

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

just shot a load in his wife

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

certified iconic post

I'm no super patriot, but the idea of hating our armed forces for doing what their job requires of them and claiming you're going to as you said, "fuck military wives", really demonstrates your mindset. It's hopelessly F.U.B.A.R by the way. Losing your loved one because it turns out they never loved you to begin with isn't funny. I'm all for dark fucked up jokes but that's just needlessly cruel. I hope you're not actually planning on doing this, I also hope you get the mental help you very clearly need.

I’ll have what he’s having

The sweet embrace of death?