✨🎃 HALLOWEEN SNACKS 🎃✨

Kessé ça tabarnak????

Alright fuckers which one

Chicago

Detroit

New York

Reblog to assess who is a friend and who is an enemy

There is no secret fourth. If you like all of them, pick one. If you like none of them, pick one. If you dont know what pizza is look at the pictures. No none of the above. Fight. Kill

None of the clueless motherfuckers voting in this poll have actually had Detroit style or it would be winning

Came back wrong this, came back monstrous that

What if they came back loving? What if they came back in love. What if the necromancy worked and you cheated death and it's everything you've ever wanted, but now they love you in a way they never did before and you cannot know if that is because they finally know the lengths you are willing to go for them, or because something in this deathless magic bound their soul to yours to guide them home and it left them no. choice.

Frankly, if I'm the odd one in a group I'd rather be mislabelled than singled out. "All right, ladies – oh, and Dave" like, don't put me on the spot like that. For the purpose of this exercise I will answer to "ladies".

Did you have to attack his entire life like that, Shen?

I'm so proud of him.

Our lord and savory.

Explain this, atheists

explain this vegans

You Wouldn’t Eat A Jesus!

Catholics do this at every mass, actually

Chocolate jesus has some competition

Hate when the subway leaves right in front of you 😠

THE WORST

for a sec I just imagined a whole sandwich restaurant sprouting legs and leaving before I realized you meant the train 

i had to draw this… subway

Thank you for your efforts everyone this is a fabulous post

Wh… Why did you use Weiss in this?

more important question, who the fuck brought this post back i am going to attack

Whoever you are, you have my thanks, it's always funny watching hawk go

Crab Day!!!

Here on Tumblr!!

Buy crabs!

As we now know, Tumblr is $30 million dollars in debt. Oops. Tumblr has announced some major (and unpopular) changes to the site in their attempt to get back above water. The alternative is that Tumblr ceases to exist. But maybe we can change that...

There are 327 million unique tumblr visits per month, and almost 500 million active accounts. If 10 million unique users (or less, if we bought more than one) bought or gifted Crabs from the Tumblr store, we could knock out Tumblr's debt easily. Buy crabs!

July 29, 2023 is Crab Day, running through August 5 (for anyone who can't log on that day) as Crab Week!

Everyone!! If you truly can't afford to participate with a $3 crab, (or other item from the shop) post crab memes!

Time for Tumblr users to rise again and surprise everyone...

Please I need their next financial report to have a header that says 'Crab day'

Sounds about right, we do really hate change here so maybe bribing staff is a good option.

I was literally gonna buy some merch because hellsite (affectionate) until I saw the shipping prices

Don't worry, they're irrelevant now

owo

Yesterday, July 8th, saw a huge march for trans rights in London. Over 25,000 people in attendance, including celebrities and activists. Our "impartial" media, the BBC, hasn't mentioned it once across the BBC News website. You'd think 25,000+ gathering in the capital city to protest for equality would be worth even a token one-liner article, but no.

I would say I'm disappointed but at this point it's expected. I'm angry about it, though.

oh my god i heard nothing about this what the hell ?!

Why lie? July 9th

they enjoyed the sunset together

@tessas-ratblog LOOKIT

real

Cows reaction when they see grass after being shut down indoors for 6 months. 

(via)

This is also common practice in Sweden. Dairy cows are kept indoors during the winter, then released into their pasture in spring. The kosläpp (release of the cows) is an annual event usually open to visitors. There’s even an expression derived from it.

it’s so marvelous to me that humans make an annual event of gathering around specifically to watch cows experience joy. the humans are excited that the cows are excited, to the point they make sure the human kids get front row seats, cause they know the kids will be extra excited. there is so much vicarious joy here. how remarkable a world, where we do things specifically for the pleasure of seeing other people and creatures happy.

you have to let "dennys parking lot at 3 am" go. you have to think independently. you have to come up with your own strange places, and indeed your own strange times to be there. there's authenticity in that

Spooky season is closer than you think.

Going on an hour and a half walk and I will be taking my parasol

Do you have pics of the parasol? (after enjoying walk)

Parasol:

Photos of cool outfit with parasol will come when I take cringe photos on the walk and embarrass myself in front of my mum and brother

Taaadaaa:

Very cute outfit! Also wow y'all are getting a lot of sun

There were actually giant fuck off rain clouds to my right lol i picked that spot because it had good lighting

Mission accomplished. They need to make canteens that fit into cute purses

Smaller bottles cannot carry 700ml of iced coffee

Actually speaking of coffee

I handed it to my brother without telling him it was coffee and he complained it was weak

Like yeah.... Its a 700ml bottle, I'm not filling it with espresso

A small 18 shots drinks

5 days before I go insane

I appreciate you planning these things in advance