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is this what the kids are listening to these days?

Rodimus was in tfa for all of forty five seconds but within the span of that forty five seconds he managed to strike me as the most responsible rodimus I have ever seen

#that’s because he only had 45 seconds

….Rodmius was in The Force Awakens?

Yeah, don’t you remember?

I am honestly losing my mind at how Drift absolutely has no redemption arc in canon it’s so funny He realizes the Decepticons have lost their way and promptly fucks off for 10,000 years and does absolutely nothing about it until he decides “I’m going to go mess with Turmoil”, so he does that and meets the Wreckers and becomes an Autobot and then the war ends pretty much immediately after And then he’s just there like “yes hello, I am gay, I am sexy, I am new in town, I activate almonds for a living and my budget is 10 billion dollars, don’t ask me how I made my money” and everyone just goes “that seems legit” and he buys a giant spaceship and fucks off again like WHAT IS THAT 

TFP Megatron be like "Why is no one loyal to me?" then proceeds to punch the nearest Decepticon for no reason, chuck bots with ground based vehicle modes off the nemesis unprovoked, disappears for three years to get spooky space cocaine, gets mad at his team for doing their job and being productive without him, and is willing to let his own team die at the drop of a hat despite his big talk of loyalty and how few cybertronians are left "Why does everything awful happen to me?"

Oh gosh I love bad pun so much…. I couldn’t resist

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jack has tuberculosis bc tfw didn’t get him vaccinated smh

jack has tuberculosis bc tfw didn’t get him vaccinated smh

OH MY GOD

why is this mattress commercial coming for him like that asdfhjkl

(via tigerleli)

The balls to try and pull that off with the professor of criminology, though.

cant get owned if it’s just the Truth

I drew a series of graceful animals recently. Here are my favorites.

me any time someone tries to show me a meme on facebook or instagram that i already watched die on tumblr: 

HELP

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Me, screaming at my computer: DO NOT GIVE A BABY WASABI

oh gods wasabi is extra cruel because it’s a slow burn — it takes a little bit for it to really kick in :(

Is this baby still alive

We need to know O.O

“… hELP”

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

“But it was also a Jedi who saved her! By reaching back in fucking time.”

tchalla hacks buckys phone location so he knows where he is if and when he wants to beat his ass

he just gets bored and he’s like hmmmmmm bucky’s only two miles away frm me time for pain buck boi

forget the tony and steve man pain, i want to just see scenes of Bucky standing in the self checkout line with a loaf of bread and TP then suddenly tchalla is there throwing a shopping cart at his ass and they start fighting. bucky in the bathroom washing his hands calmly before tchalla kicks the door open and they start fighting. tchalla having a sandwich in the park until he sees bucky coming then he throws it at his face and then they start fighting.

Bucky’s about to dive in the pool, T'Challa runs up, drop kicks his ass and flips out of the splash zone.

it’s very important to me that sometimes t’challa is in a high-level but very boring cabinet meeting about grain prices or smth and his secret Danger Phone goes off and he glances down at it and then grimly says, “i must go.” and everyone’s like, wow. our strong and brave prince. off to protect Wakanda in her hour of need again. meanwhile t’challa’s just hit bucky barnes with a SPECTACULAR flying clothesline outside a Home Depot in bed-stuy

This is the funniest shit I’ve read in a minute 😂