post tommy-needy-drinky tweets

this is tommy needy drinky:

and this is a tommy needy drinky tweet:

i need to find other tweets with this same exact energy. i don't know why they just fuel me on a sick level somehow

you just got press crow'd. reblog to instantly press crow your friends

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its so funny to me that people on twitter n tiktok are like "ok but porns still banned on tumblr so at least we're better then them" as if they dont have to typ3 w0rd$ I1k3 th!$ to get around their censors

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i want to you to eat deodorant

I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

please i've already hurt so much

I do think we should kill nintendo with a steel chair for their game pricing btw

posting this over here too!

Yeah but you're a citizen, you exist in a society, in a wider world, and part of that is having a duty of being informed. Avoiding the news makes you vulnerable to disinformation and propaganda. It's also extremely privileged to be able to treat "the news" as something optional; those are people's lives, and yeah, maybe we can't solve it, but we have duty to bear witness and remember.

I'm sorry, but being informed is part of being a grown up.

huh? Listen, being informed is good, I try to be, but there's a difference between "I am aware of things around me" and "I am exposing myself to terrible things all time because I have to". Suffering isn't noble, and if we want to make a kind world, the first place we have to start with is ourselves. Feeling like shit is not activism, it is not your noble duty, and I can guarantee feeling terrible actively hinders any real work you're trying to do.

To tack onto this- for folks who can hyperfixate or are prone to pretty severe anxiety, it's also extremely damaging to say "you have to be dialed into the news at all times, no matter how terrible, no matter how powerless you individually are, or you're going to fall to The Propaganda"

Because for one- no, no you're not. But for two, one of the biggest, one of the most necessary means of controlling and living with that sort of anxiety or (speaking personally) dealing with post-traumatic stress is managing your exposure to things that can be upsetting, things that can drive that stress way up. If anxiety can render you wholly unable to function and you're exposing yourself to a machine made to keep you engaged 24/7 with it (and its advertising) by amplifying every Bad Thing it can find (which, sorry, no matter the source, this is how a lot of news works, it's still a business,) you're not going to 'bear witness,' you're going to drive yourself into an early and preventable grave, helping nobody, especially yourself.

"Focus on the things you can do in your immediate surroundings" isn't just advice, it's a survival mantra for people like me.

I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

please i've already hurt so much

The thing about Peggy hill is you see her in some episodes and you might think well this woman has some lesbionic mannerisms. but the truth is she's just one of those very sporty southern moms who inexplicably gets away with not upholding their side of the gender roles even in communities where everyone is kinda expected to do that. Like she kinda gets to do what she wants. Cause she's Peggy that's just how Peggy is. And she has a husband and a kid so they're like ok fine I guess

Like if you told her she looked gay here she would laugh really awkwardly and be like Well, I hope you mean that as in "happy", because in that case I am positively gay. I am so gay and in love with my wonderful husband Hank. And Hank would be like *texan sigh* Peggy, You can't go around tellin people you're "gay" for me. People are gonna start to get the wrong idea. And then shed accuse Hank of being homophobic and double down

Dear tumblr staff,

stop. its ok. you don’t need to do these things. just focus on functionality(like the video player). we don’t need these little updates when somethings(like the video player) need your focus. thank you for your time but really, tumblr looks great. try to fix more important things(like the video player) so that we can all properly enjoy the features of tumblr(like the video player)

This post is a decade old this year.

a vampire doggirl is unbeatable because she'll just chew up all the stakes

WE GOT A 4x WEAKNESS GALS

vibing in the produce isle waiting to be misted

Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess

This is better than I'd ever hoped for, I bet a rat could kill you with that thing by firing a laser back in time and electrocuting your grandfather

Just look at this thing

The rat gun is hereeeeee!

This is getting notes again so I will admit that "rat gun" was an autocorrect error and it was supposed to be "ray gun."

But it'll always be a rat gun to me.

The most expensive thing in these pictures was the cat, and he was $60.

ill take him for 65

OKAY ANNNND 65 WE HAVE 65, DO I HEAR 70? 70 ANYBODY?

You auction Vice??? You sell Vice for money??? JAIL!! ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!!

Without hyperbole government offices that take half an hour of waiting to get anywhere and close at 4pm are are a form of oppression against the working class