5DirectionsOfSummer

I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

He checked her pulse

In 7th grade our teacher made us submit an essay into a competition sponsored by a drug-free campaign. The essay basically had to be about how drugs are bad and our pledge to never do drugs. My friend won first place out of the entire district and the reward was a check for $40 to be used towards college. The check was written so that it couldn’t be redeemed until 2017 (the year we graduated) and my friend just now cashed it. She then proceeded to buy 7 grams of weed with her drug-free essay prize money.

now that is big dick energy

its literally so fucking wild seeing people your age having kids on purpose now

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

reblog if ur in bed

ITS TIME TO STOP

City girls buy vibrators. Stone age girls make yabba-dabba do.

I wanna fucking yabba-dabba die

I’ve been laughing at this stupid fucking video for 30 minutes

Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks

holy fucking shit

This can’t be legal

I want to die

this is literally how i dance

This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick

she did that

Now this is just iconic advice

Tessa falling during Moulin Rouge 

Stars on Ice ~  Ottawa

It looked like choreo, swear to God.

THAT RECOVERY THOUGH 

Scott is just like not going to happen Tessa.

The snap back! LEGENDS! 

I AM SCREAMING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Noooooooooo lmaoooooo

The fuckin fist is what killed me 😂😂😩

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

in therapy my therapist and i were talking about my own feelings of self worth in relationships. and she asked me to say qualities about myself that someone else would be attracted to, on a romantic and platonic level. so i named some things like compassionate, empathetic, etc. and she said “you named things that you can give someone. ways you can serve, rather than ways that you are” and y'all..my mind was blown that’s gonna stick with me forever like she then proceed to tell me actual innate qualities about myself that she liked and thought anyone else would like as well and i hadn’t even considered those because like she said i was focused on things i could do outwardly to attract and maintain connections rather than who i was as a person..goddamn!!! thats tea!!!

Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill

thank you

my aunt is pissed shes ranting on how # is an ampersand and not ‘hashtag’ I have never seen her so revved up on something so?????? 

& is the ampersand

Im about to ruin her day thank you

I wonder how this turned out.

their aunt killed them