Due to some.. things happening in a fandom i have heavily followed on this blog and the fact that ive been in a bit of a fragile place, I will be moving my activity to a new blog. Fresh start. This will not effect my art blog, i’ve figured out how to transfer it to the new account. If anyone cares or sees this or still wants to see my occasional ramblings, my new blog is @appreciate-tech-kids!
if u reblog this in 45 seconds u will meet ur favorite musician(s). no matter what. they will be raised from the dead 4 u.
I reblogged this and met Josh Dun out of the blue at Disney World.
Im not risking it
If I don’t meet him im coming back to this post and cursing it
I hope this works.
If you just take the exchange between the two of them it basically goes
“What’s going on with you?” “This is what’s going on with me.” “Do you know why?” “No and I don’t want to.” “Are you a good guy?” “I think so.” “Should we still call you Molly?” “Yes, I am NOT Lucien, I am Molly.” “Ok, Mollymauk Tealeaf. I’m cool with you.”
It’s so fucking pure, man. Everyone else was grilling him about various details and how maybe he SHOULD pursue his past. Caleb just needed the basics. Once it was determined Molly didn’t remember anything and had no interest in remembering or reclaiming his past, all he needed to know is if he was a good person, and what to call him. Caleb is a good boy. A good sweet boy. And anyone who hates him can FIGHT ME.
Imagine Virgil and Patton in the Orpheus and Eurydice myth except Virgil’s no fool, Virgil’s no god damned fool, he’s not turning around, he’s not going to look, he’s going to keep walking and walking and walking out of that cave. He’ll be miles from the entrance and he won’t turn back, not until he feels Patton’s hand on his shoulder and hears him whisper in a hoarse voice, “Virgil, love, it’s okay now.”
And then Virgil whirls around so fast you can barely see it and then he’s holding onto Patton, holding on so hard, and he’s never letting go, and he’s sobbing into Patton’s chest, and Patton just holds him and strokes his hair and whispers, “It’s okay. I’m here. It’s okay.”
(The myth being that Orpheus traveled to the underworld to ask that Eurydice be returned to him and his request was granted on the condition that he not look back at her until they were out of the underworld. They traveled to the entrance and he looked back to her as soon as he was out, but she was still within the mouth of the cave so she was whisked back. He could not return again since a mortal cannot enter the underworld twice while still living.)
Thank you for typing it, I was too lazy <3
Okay, so I’m definitely gonna draw something for this <3
Omg yes I love this
I see your beautiful Orpheus and Eurydice au and raise you, Hades!Virgil and Persephone!Patton. Except it’s the version where Persephone!Patton wanders down into the underworld, rather than Hades!Virgil kidnapping him, and kinda just goes ‘This place is chill, I’m staying here, and you can’t stop me’.
Meanwhile, Hades!Virgil , who is stereotyped as evil and cruel, but is actually just doing his job, catches wind of the Goddess of Harvest’s beautiful son wandering around his domain. So he goes to find this person because, you’re alive??? What are you doing in the Underworld??? But as soon as he finds him he’s so gobsmacked because Holy Heck he’s so vibrant and beautiful and…is that a flOWER CROWN??? Such colour, so pure, much beauty! And Persephone!Patton is just thinking ‘THIS is the mighty, feared God of the dead? But, he just looks like a squishy emo boi in need of some love lmao’.
So Persephone!Patton decides to hang around in the underworld for a while because “You know what would liven this place up a bit? Flowers!”
“…Patton this is the land of the dead.”
“ floWERS!!!!!!”
And then one day Persephone!Patton leaves the underworld for a bit and Hades!Virgil is sad because ‘I thought we were friends he didn’t tell me he was gonna leave I miss him why’d he leave did the creepy design of this place freak him out after a while maybe if I paint the whole realm bright colours he’ll come back maybe-’
But then Persephone!Patton comes back with a flower crown for Hades!Virgil and he wants to cry happy tears but he won’t because ‘I’m the Lord of the Dead I have a reputation dammit!’
Bonus:
Persephone!Patton: Man that pomegranate looks tasty!
Hades!Virgil: No you can’t eat that! If you do you’ll be forced to spend portions of your life each year down here with me!
Persephone!Patton: *Looks Hades!Virgil dead in the eyes as he bites the pomegranate* Whoops :)
Summary: Roman hasn’t spoken to his former best friend, Logan, in nearly two years. He has pretty much given up hope on ever making up, when he gets a call in the middle of the night asking for help. Human AU, high school/college.
Pairings: Platonic Logince, background platonic Moxiety and CALM
Warnings: Off-screen/discussed violence, description of injuries and first aid (nothing too graphic), mention of a knife, discussion of being mugged, nightmares, a bit of crying, a significant but not excessive amount of swearing, talking about feelings (yuck).
Word Count: 6,753
Notes: This is the first Logince focused fic I’ve written and I’m honestly really nervous about posting it? It was a spur of the moment idea and I wasn’t positive where I was going with it (there is a…slight possibility of a sequel, but idk), but the wonderful @a-lexicon-of-words assured me that it was good, so…enjoy! The title comes from a lyric in the song “Solla Sollew” from Seussical the Musical, make of that what you will (actually it’s explained in the fic). Anyway, hope you like it!
To be entirely honest, Roman hadn’t thought that Logan had meant it when he had said he was never speaking to him again. But he should never have underestimated his best friend’s stubbornness, because four months later at graduation, not a single word had been exchanged between them. And after that lonely summer, Roman was sure it was too late. Logan really was gone.
Eventually, Roman could see that it was his fault as well. And over something so stupid as the dumb writing competition. He shouldn’t have used the story that they had worked on together for months without telling Logan (or putting his name on it). The $50 prize money hadn’t been worth it, but he wished he had gotten the chance to tell Logan that he had always intended to split the money if he had won. Instead, the money was still sitting in an envelope in his dresser. He didn’t have the heart to spend it.
He was packing for college when he found it again. He held the envelope to his chest, feeling a lump rise in his throat. It had been seven months since Logan had talked to him. Roman missed him so much. He put the envelope in his backpack and continued packing through the tears clouding his vision.
Roman left for college the next day. Patton, who was one year behind him and still friends with both him and Logan, tentatively informed him that Logan had left the week before. Roman pretended not to care, but that made it real, didn’t it? Logan didn’t even say goodbye.
This is wonderful I love it so much
oh my god. OH MY G O D
THIS IS WONDERFUL!!!
-they start out calling him “lan-lan” (some of them have trouble w/ that ‘sc’ sound)
-he gives each of them their own nickname. 2 of them go by their scanlan-given nicknames almost exclusively when they’re older. 1 of them is a total ass if anyone but scanlan tries to call him by his nickname.
-all the quarter elves are really excited when they surpass scanlan in height. it’s mostly endearing given they’re all taller than him by age 5
-scanlan writes songs for them. he has like activity based songs (please take a moment to imagine scanlan singing the clean-up song), silly songs that make no sense, & lullabies, but he also has individual songs for each quarter elf.
-scanlan makes up all sorts of fantastic stories for them: some of them are bedtime stories, some of them are game-stories, where the quarter-elves get up & act them out, some of them some of them are stories to get them to stop crying after they’ve fallen or beaten up on each other (he never tells them any stories about vox machina - not while he’s babysitting; when they’re older, much older, they ask him about those stories)
-4 out of 5 quarter elves are picky eaters; scanlan’s the best at getting them to try new foods.
-speaking of food, scanlan invented a snack just for them. it’s called the SugarBomb. it’s exactly what it sounds like: the most disgustingly sweet treat on this side of tal’dorei. he feeds it to them right before vex & percy get home. cue quarter-elves rocketing off the walls for hours.
-vex & percy are convinced the quarter-elves learned the fuck word from scanlan. scanlan’s just as adamant that it wasn’t him. (it wasn’t him, it was pike)
-scanlan spends enough time with them that they develop inside jokes
scanlan: three left socks
quarter elves: *laughing wildly & refusing to explain the joke to anyone else*
-speaking of jokes: So. Many. Poop. Jokes.
- “where do babies come from?” “hmm, i think you should ask your parents” “why can’t you tell us?” “ because i actually enjoy being on speaking terms with your mother” “what?”
(bonus: the oldest quarter elf is a bard & this is 100% because of scanlan’s influence)
(inspired by this post by @mrandmrsvex)
Got to hold and pet these cuties and I was wearing my Virge hoodie so this was ofcourse the perfect time for some casual cosplay!
@anxious-patton can we get one?? Pleaaase?
@romananalogicality I follow your LRVerse and if I remember correctly Virgil has a bearded dragon in that so i thought you might like this!
omg babies! 😍 they’re all so cute!! and yes he does have a bearded dragon!thank you for tagging me!!
a-slut-for-shakespeare replied to your post “TRINKET LIVES AS LONG AS VEX DOES”
From what I understand, animal companions actually take on the lifespan of their rangers, meaning that if one of the De Rolo children is a ranger, they could inherit Trinket and then he’d gain the child’s lifespan, so he could be effectively immortal as long as he’s passed down through generations!
ok where’s the fic about the immortal family bear-loom Trinket de Rolo
consider: john mulaney is absolutely an immortal but he happens to be a very very young one. i’m guessing he was born in the 1920s and hasn’t aged a day since approximately 1945
People who think Caleb is crushing on Mollymauk bc he is pretty are cowards. Mollymauk is crushing on this trash wizard and you all know it. Caleb is oblivious and Mollymauk is trying so hard to get this stinky magic man to notice him.
@mythicalscholar am i right or am i right
this is how you fight capitalism
That’s what one driver did once here (that’s what Lou told me). She went in the bus and the driver wastelling everyone to pay nothing because he was on strike ^^
i think. ok. like. john mulaney and the mcelroys aren’t actually that funny in terms of their improv/the quality of their jokes. there are people with much better written comedy sets and funnier improv, but the way that they deliver what they say it what makes it good. they could read the back of a shampoo bottle and you’d feel like you just heard a joke
this is part of the reason john mulaney gifs aren’t nearly as funny as videos of him. you cant explain why his horse in a hospital bit is funny unless you’ve actually heard him say “IT’S A ĤĤORSE. IN A H́OSPITAL”
