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Eggmanstan

@point-of-contact

Im just some fool

Are scabs like vampire fruit leather

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listen you absolute miscreant i am going to shove a butternut squash so far up your ass your sphincter will start quoting the geneva conventions

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I mentally, physically, emotionally, metaphorically and allegorically hate every aspect of this post

if one more of you fuckers calls it a fruit roll up i will physically manifest as a swirling vortex beneath your bed and absorb you so slowly

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OP always ends conversations in ways I never expect and it gives me whiplash every time

ew wat if they’re raisins

Nah those are mummies that beef jerky

Found this small friend while cutting some bushes in my front yard