Are scabs like vampire fruit leather
listen you absolute miscreant i am going to shove a butternut squash so far up your ass your sphincter will start quoting the geneva conventions
I mentally, physically, emotionally, metaphorically and allegorically hate every aspect of this post
if one more of you fuckers calls it a fruit roll up i will physically manifest as a swirling vortex beneath your bed and absorb you so slowly
OP always ends conversations in ways I never expect and it gives me whiplash every time
ew wat if they’re raisins
Nah those are mummies that beef jerky

















