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IDK who is taking requests for Joel Miller x F!reader, but can someone PLEASE write something based around the song/lyrics attached. I give full creative freedom to the writer. I can’t stop listening to this song and envisioning MANY ways a story could go here. Probably something real angsty, but like with a twist maybe? Idk I’m leaving that up to whoever writes something based around this song/lyrics.

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refuzz

The clock: 10:33 AM

My ADHD ass: Shit. It’s almost 11 AM. Which means it’s almost 12 PM. Which means it’s practically 3:00 in the afternoon. Where has the day gone??? Guess nothing got done today……

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ziyal

I don’t watch the Bachelor but I’m really glad i know people who do so that I can be informed that on tonight’s episode the current bachelor took off all his recording equipment jumped over a fence and ran away into the forest

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penguinated

According to Colton, he actually expected a producer or someone from the team at abc to be on the other side. When he realized he was truly alone for the first time in weeks he just took off into the Portuguese countryside. Now keep in mind, he’s a former football player and super athletic in general so they had to get in trucks to catch him.  

I don’t give a cold fuck about the facts of what happened or didn’t here, I’m just in awe of this description making it sound like this dude was a fucking raptor busting out of Jurassic Park with handlers racing against the clock to Bring Him In Before He Kills Again™

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pr1nceshawn

You Don’t Always Get What You Want...

Ice Cream Sandwich?

Cheese Sticks?

Affogato (ice cream with espresso)?

Cheesy Onion Rings?

Extra Pickles?

Where’s The Beef?

Extra Mayo?

Eggs & Cheese?

Extra Pepperoni?

Fruit Salad?

Coke With An Extra Cup For The Kids

Mayo On Top?

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pohstupsidedown92

This made me so uncomfy

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The Signs As Typical Drivers

Aries: Gets wild on the highway and pettily cuts everyone off
Taurus: The old lady that looks over at you at a stop light who waves and smiles then speeds off when the light turns green
Gemini: The person who you’re like “…wyd” to. Has their music really loud for no reason
Cancer: Always has a gang of the people in the car it’s ridiculous
Leo: Has a roofless car in the winter for the aesthetic
Virgo: Drives near perfectly and gets really pissed off at other drivers and rants about them the remainder of the ride
Libra: Has their puppy in the passenger seat. Or the literal puppy
Scorpio: Driving really fast to nowhere in particular
Sagittarius: Wild. Has a bunch on unpaid tickets in their compartments
Capricorn: The soccer mom wearing sunglasses and taking her kids to soccer practice in heels
Aquarius: In a suspicious looking van. Hippies
Pisces: Listening to Katy Perry and singing very obnoxiously.
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Looks 10, is actually 25: Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces
Looks 25, is actually 10: Aries, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn,