The house always wins, but let's play anyways

this pencil sharpener that every classroom had

for those my age

i lined the inside of my fleshlight with skateboard grip tape so if u think about it we're not that different you and i

after a lot of consideration I've decided im going to enable tipping for my blog

that "pear shaped" is an idiom meaning "something has gone wrong" is a scathing indictment of the british people, and their lack of proper respect and appreciation for a "thick bitch"

As someone who’s been learning to throw pots on a wheel lately, I read that and thought, ‘Ha! You’d call a cockup pear-shaped, too, if you’d ever had a pot get a torque twist and go from lovely cylinder to fat-bottomed mess!’ And then I realised that was too perfect to be a coincidence and looked it up and that is 100% the probable origin of that phrase.

(tags by @neproxrezi)

de una forma una mini pimer es como una cinturonga …

“jesus died for you” well i didn’t ask him to do that and my therapist says i am not responsible for other peoples actions

dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain

Peer-reviewing @monikoishi's tags because they're banger.

howdy loves, i gotta pay for some xrays of my neck and spine and im gunna be very short for it, would yall be willing to help?

https://cash.app/$vellethewise

https://venmo.com/u/ByrdHart

https://www.paypal.me/anzavelle

pls rb

How about we just have like... hey trans people, post your pay links or wishlist or whatever you got. No limits, no trans excluded, intersex welcome, any and all genders off the social conventions included. I'll just reblog em a bunch.

I need a reblog to share your info, please use those, not comments or tags. I try to reblog immediately every instance I see between 10am and 10pm, everything else goes into the queue.

Additionally, Reddit has some donation resources, which are outlined and linked in this post. However, there are potential difficulties associated with these resources, with more details in this post.

Right. For reasons that get complex to explain here, everything currently earned up in my surgery gfm is fucking gone. And I've been flailing and reqcting for a month instead of doubling down on promoting it. But that said, here's my gfm, and if you can kick anything in I'd really appreciate it. https://www.gofundme.com/f/dees-gender-confirmation-surgery-fund

Or if you can just share it around and help spread word. I'm not on reddit or a lot of other places, so any outside shares really help as well.

Guys, guys, let’s get back into Animorphs!!!

They are all free to read with Applegate’s permission on the animorphs website!

Oh yeah babey

She has also written some absolutely amazing books recently.

These are just a few of them. I read The One and Only Ivan to my students every year (and there’s a sequel coming out in May!).

Every one of her books I’ve read has been beautifully written. Yes, they’re written for children, but you won’t regret reading a single one of them. Applegate is hands-down my favorite middle grades author.

Read. Her. Books.

Also this

Animorphs says trans rights

wait, The One and Only Ivan is her too??

daaaaamn

This little fellow is Ms. Codex 302, a codex listing offices of the Republic of Venice in Italy, Dalmatia and the Levant, with salaries. It's minimally decorated with rubricated headings and initials, and was written in Venice between 1575 and 1650.

🔗:

Where are their gloves?? 😬

@thebitchinthewoods I was wondering the same thing!

We don't wear gloves, they aren't best practice for handling rare books and manuscripts. There are more details in our pinned post, or you can read this article from the New York Times (gift link).

don’t think this rap talk means i’ve taken my eyes off of rafah.

Guy who makes queer analysis of bad media on YouTube but he's analyzing the lesbian themes of the Pullman Strike of 1894

He'd call his video essays shit like

"Why the construction of the BART in San Francisco helped to Jumpstart the Gay Liberation Movement on the West Coast"

And

"The capitalist and anti queer themes of the demolition of the Chicago L in the 1950s"

None of the videos would use real facts, it'd just be vibes

"Why the PATCO Speedline's construction in 1969 allowed for the Stonewall riots"

"The Seattle Monorail: the physical representation of queer infighting?"

"The Gender Queer magic of the Paris Metro"

"The Boston 'T': the intersection between Tranness and public transit"

I could make terrible video essay concepts connecting trains and queerness all day

Please make me stop

amtrak-official this is God

you have to run this bit into the ground then keep going

oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

rich people seeing mount everest