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Poetic Perfection

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This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

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jukaidream

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

I think I did it wrong

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

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caprifreak

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

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caprifreak

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭

I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP

This has worked before, so why not again?

I could really use a miracle. So why not

im super broke let’s see some magic people.

let’s try claiming it

i wish i was more your forte but all i am to you is a convient vacation fuck

INTERESTING DOCUMENTARIES TO WATCH

JESUS CAMP 

Jesus Camp follows several young children as they prepare to attend a summer camp where the kids will get their daily dose of evangelical Christianity. Are these children being brainwashed?

SECRETS OF A WILD CHILD

This is a documentary about a girl, Genie,  who spent all her life locked in a bedroom - the wild child who grew up in total isolation with almost no human contact.

THE STORY OF 3 GIRLS, KIDNAPPED AND KEPT CAPTIVE FOR 10 YEARS

Documentary exploring the kidnapping - and recent release - of the three young women who were held captive in a cellar in suburban Cleveland, Ohio, for 11 years.

CHILDREN OF DARKNESS

Children of Darkness is an Oscar nominated 1983 documentary film. It explored the topic of juvenile psychiatry - an acute lack of mental health care in America for seriously emotionally disturbed youth. 

CHILD OF RAGE 

A chilling documentary featuring an interview between a 6-year-old psychopath and her psychiatrist in which she describes in lurid detail the fantasies of wanting to murder her brother and parents.

JUST MELVIN, JUST EVIL

a 2000 American documentary by James Ronald Whitney about his grandfather, Melvin Just, and the devastating consequences of the sexual abuse Just inflicted on their family. 

AOKIGAHARA (SUICIDE FOREST) 

The Aokigahara Forest is the most popular site for suicides in Japan. After the novel Kuroi Jukai was published, in which a young lover commits suicide in the forest, people started taking their own lives there at a rate of 50 to 100 deaths a year. The site holds so many bodies that the Yakuza pays homeless people to sneak into the forest and rob the corpses. 

INTERVIEW WITH A CANNIBAL 

On the afternoon of June 13, 1981, a Japanese man named Issei Sagawa walked to the Bois de Boulogne, a park on the outskirts of Paris, carrying two suitcases. The contents of those suitcases, to the lament of a nearby jogger, was the dismembered body of a fellow student – a Dutch woman named Renée Hartevelt, whom Sagawa had shot three days prior and had spent the days since eating various parts of her body. This documentary highlights his life after the incident. 

Easy Oatmeal Cookies

These guys are really really easy to make, and they’re vegan too! These are really healthy, and easy to make from scratch. They come out nice and soft, perfectly chewy like store-bought oatmeal cookies. If you make 16 large cookies, they come out to 51 kcal each and less than 1 gram of fat!

Ingredients:

  • 1 cup unsweetened applesauce (100 kcal)
  • 1.5 quick oats (540 kcal)
  • 0.5 cup oat flour (180 kcal) OR another 0.5 cup quick oats (180 kcal)
  • 2 tsp baking powder (0 kcal)
  • OPTIONAL: 0 cal sweetener, to taste (I used 1 tbsp)

How to:

  • Preheat oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit / 175 degrees Celsius and line a baking tray with parchment paper or a baking mat
  • Make 0.5 cup oat flour by blending 0.5 cup quick oats until they reach a powder consistency. Skip this step if you’re using pre-made oat flour.
  • Mix oat flour, applesauce, quick oats, and baking powder in a bowl. Add sweetener to taste and mix well.
  • Spoon batter onto baking tray, flattening out the dough slightly.
  • Bake for about 15 minutes, less for smaller cookies. The cookies will be soft at this point, that’s okay!
  • Wait for them to cool and enjoy :)
If you’re wondering why my cookies are purple, it’s because I used a mix of strawberry-applesauce and blueberry-applesauce :P

It’s the start of ‘Mass Murder Week’

April 16, 2007: Virginia Tech Shooting April 19, 1995: Oklahoma City Bombing April 19, 1993: Waco Siege April 20, 1999: Columbine High School Shooting