The dichotomy of Tumblr is really exemplified in the fact that two of my most popular texts posts are the wholesome story of how my much-older brother used my Disney obsession to woo his future wife with The Little Mermaid soundtrack karaoke, and the slightly-less-wholesome story of how I accidentally convinced a guy in college that not only myself but a whole room of girls were sexually attracted to the cthulu-esque squid monster in The Fellowship of the Ring, and actually he was the weird one for thinking that was weird.
9-1-1: LONE STAR 4x02, “The New Hot Mess”
#Things I love about this#Carlos smiling at TK when he says only two since I moved to Texas#Like so true babe🥰#And Iris addressing ‘that seems like a lot of comas’ specifically at Carlos#Like ‘hm#clearly this boy doesn’t know what a normal amount of comas is but maybe I’m wrong I need a second opinion
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who is the most famous person you’ve interacted with either online or in person?
Had guy fiery sign my sketch book but it was a loud bar so he went “SEX BOOK?” Then immediately grabbed it and started flipping through it and went “ahhh sketch book” and signed a random page
I forgot to mention he signed it “love, peace, and taco grease”
Realistically the most famous person I’ve interacted with was Neil Gaiman, who I met at a signing, but that’s not that big a flex on Tumblr.
fuck personality tests tell me what do u prefer? paperbacks? hardcovers? e-books? or audio books?
I mean is it what I prefer, or what I consume the most? Because the answers are different.
Enduring Will (9-1-1 Holiday Gift Exchange)
For the 911 Holiday Gift Exchange 2022, arranged by @paranoidbean, as a gift for @yelenasbuddie. They asked for buddie, angst with a happy ending, friends to lovers, love confusion. I did my best, though it didn’t turn out to be very angst-y. Whoops.
Title: Enduring Will Length: 7.6k Read on AO3
Please watch my local news evening/weekend anchor go absolutely feral doing some coverage of last week’s big snowstorm.
incorrect buddie quotes 39/?
Steve helpfully offering his hand to everyone boarding the boat, only to get ignored or unnoticed every single time. that’s it, that’s the post
#We all need a platonic soulmate like Steve
hey everyone thanks for coming to the show we’re Arlene Titty Pills
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WAIT NO MINE IS LITERALLY THE BEST
Karin Allergic Reaction
I’m not sure if Virginia Feline Assault is an Emo band, but it’s a great punk-country one.
hoshiumi is hanging on for his life
Has been a godsend through all this.
#What kills me about 'Where's Chris?'#Is that Eddie is so calm#Despite being in the middle of a breakdown and not being entirely sure where his child is#Because OBVIOUSLY its fine#Because OBVIOUSLY Buck is taking care of it#He trusts this man so completely with his son#Crying throwing up etc.#5B Buck was really like 'OMG Eddie is Leaving Me'#While Eddie is over here being like#I left the job#You and I are married
Nothing will ever be as funny to me as Teen Wolf just deciding not to give Stiles’ dad a name for seasons and seasons, despite him being a prevalent side character, and then in fuckin’....SEASON SIX...being like, “Oh, BTW, his name is Noah. :)”
And the entire fandom being like, “Uh, we decided his name was John years ago, but thanks anyway.”
STRANGER THINGS | S04E08
“I always had this dream that I’d have this really… really big family. I’m talking, like, a full brood of Harringtons. Like five, six kids”
#Steve wanting six kids is so on brand#Like he can whine about being the babysitter all he likes#it's just a cover up for the fact that he loves these children#Also his big dream being to have this big family#And then spending time with them on road trips#Because he implies his parents are kind of absentee#and wanting to give his kids the bonding time he never got#I'm weak