I don’t get why guys try to act macho to their girlfriends when their buddies are around. The way I see it, Ya, my girl calls me pet names like honey bun. And if you’ve got something to say about it, You’ll get your lights knocked out by a guy that just got called honey bun. Your move 🤷🏼‍♂️

I get unbelievably affectionate when I’m half asleep. 

When you’re tired at night, everything’s funny. When you’re tired in the morning, nothing’s funny.

Tabitha Suzuma, Forbidden (via wnq-writers)

Marley C. // Focal Point. (via theprocast)

Just gonna leave this here…

People are like “get you a girl who can do both”. Nah. Get you a girl who’s super comfortable and happy with herself.

nah girls belong in the kitchen B)

Nah, but that attitude belongs in the trash.

women belong in the kitchen, go die shoo shoo.

And that attitude still belongs in the trash, shoo shoo