this image clearly isn’t in america but it gives off a strong midwestern energy

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

look into the horses eyes its going to eat their faces so fucking fast

So this post has lore you wouldn’t know if you didn’t follow this channel. This girl has been trying to “break” this horse (aka get it to accept her as a rider) but Slim Shady is so anti-being-rode that it has consistently injured anyone who tries to ride it.

ash by tracy k. smith

piranesi vi, giovanni piranesi // the haunting of hill house, dir. mike flanagan // bony legs, joanna cole & dirk zimmer // midsommar, dir. ari aster // murder of agamemnon, pierre-narcisse guérin // game of thrones: a man without honor, dir. david nutter // goodnight mommy, dir. veronika franz & severin fiala // it, dir. andy muschietti // hereditary, dir. ari aster // crimson peak, dir. guillermo del toro // the vigil, dir. keith thomas // house of leaves, mark z. danielewski // spike field, safdar abidi // i’m thinking of ending things, dir. charlie kaufman // the lighthouse, dir. robert eggers // relic, dir. natalie erika james // annihilation, dir. alex garland // anatomy, kitty horrorshow

In the 40s, women carhops had discovered their tips could increase by up to $25 a week, about $460 in today’s money, if they wore significantly revealing costumes. One offended woman in Texas complained to the Fort Worth Star “we women are sick of looking at girls’ legs; we’d rather look at men’s” in an effort to force a change in women’s uniforms. Instead a local drive in responded by hiring “four husky young men… in blue shorts, white sweaters, and fancy cowboy boots” to serve women at the drive through. (source)

My man got the waves. Making haters seasick

unmute

You only need to know one thing: meow.

they call me bath and body works because i like to take a bath and then go to your mom's house and make her body work

Promising. But the wording is a bit cumbersome

suck me

the post below is fucking incinerated. sorry

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this thing is really good at making walmarts

imagine you’re looking at rocks at the beach and you get jumped by an octopus

Brian Eno on why he pissed in ‘Fountain,’ Marcel Duchamp’s famous urinal, in 1990 (source)

Hero

love is stored in the pixelated cow

they dont pay me enough to witness this shit

lawmakers: opening up in-person schools will be fine! just make the kids wear masks and wash their hands!

kids:

Oh, wonderful. I didn’t realise OP taught kids. The first two panels, I was assuming it was a minimalist depiction of an office…

i am going to cry