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This is a Damien stan blog.
I post Penumbra, SAYER, and some TMA (and whatever's not on hiatus).
Has Very Strong Feelings about the Second Citadel.
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top 5 real-life dndads stories Iโ€™ll go first

1. jimmy passing out in that burger king (EDIT IT WAS A DAIRY QUEEN OOPS) after playing video games all day (I think it was world of warcraft??) bonus to this story is the fact that freddie NEVER KNEW????

2. anthony stealing the bathrobe from that hotel and later working for the guy he took it from

3. mattโ€™s vietnam war veteran teacherโ€™s reaction to the massive poop in the bathroom

4. all of the anthony tattoo saga. a classic

5. will waiting YEARS to get revenge on freddie for the updog joke

what are yโ€™allโ€™s favourites

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listening to wtnv in 2024 makes me understand immediately why tumblr over a decade ago thought this shit was the coolest thing ever. it casually but flawlessly parodies the us surveillance state, ultra-militarized police forces, inane human resource bureaucracies and the blasรฉ of the suburban middle class all within the span of three episodes with a very tongue in cheek slice of life format that doesnโ€™t sound possible on paper but is executed absolutely absurdly well

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speaking of, for definitely no reason whatsoever, here is a list of the softest, gentlest rad bouquet fics Iโ€™ve written, all rated T or below.

  • Like Whispering [t] [ao3] ~2k words - Rilla wakes up, and gets distracted analyzing her fascinating monster while he sleeps.
  • each kiss to lip and cheek [t] [ao3] ~600 - A soft little list analyzing lizard kissinโ€™ as an activity.
  • Each Day Youโ€™d Rise With Me [t] [ao3] ~700 - Mornings in the Keep, together and in love.
  • Make It Up As We Go [t] [ao3] ~400 - The bouquet, dancing.
  • The Touch Of Softest Petal [t] [ao3] (avg) 400 - a collection of 8 prompted ficlets about the three of them kissing.
  • Eye to Eye [t] [ao3] ~700 - A conversation in the swamp on a quiet day.
  • Different Now [t] [ao3] ~1k - Some changes are good.
  • Waves of this Feeling [t] [ao3] ~1k - Arum helps Damien down from a panic attack.
  • Thus Unfurled [t] [ao3] ~2k - Saintsrise. Today, today they are all family.

[edited 9-7-2020 to add!]

  • Solace At Your Door [t] [ao3] ~900 - Rilla comes home to the Keep, and finds a restful scene waiting for her. (originally published in the Seasons of the Citadel zine!)
  • If Secrets Were Like Seeds [t] [ao3] ~600 - Arum has always had secrets. Now, he finally has people to share them with.
  • susurrus [t] [ao3] ~200 - Arum comforts Damien after a nightmare. Told exclusively through dialogue.
  • Space To Be Kinder [t] [ao3] ~1k - Sir Damien talks in his sleep.
  • Falling [t] [ao3] ~1k - Rilla gently tricks prompts Arum into admitting something soft.
  • Undertones [t] [ao3] ~1k - Damien finds a way to speak his heart while still making sure that Arum isnโ€™t too overwhelmed by his words.

Take care of yourselves. Be gentle. Kiss lizards.

[edited 8-21-2021 to add]

  • twined [t] [ao3] drabble - Holding hands.
  • Honey Soaked Light [t] [ao3] ~2k - Arum admits to hurt feelings, and Damien responds rather gallantly.
  • your sweet lips on my lips [t] [ao3] ~1.5k - The bouquet experiments with how kissing works, with Lord Arum.
  • To Be Inside Your Arms [t] [ao3] ~2k - Post-BaWE, the bouquet is very, very tired.
  • could stay right here [t] [ao3] - ~2k - Arum isnโ€™t quite used to sharing a bed.
  • a leg up [t] [ao3] ~700 - For once, Arum leans up for a kiss.
  • Less Like A Deadly Weapon [t] [ao3] ~3k - Rilla helps Damien shave. Arum is persuaded to help as well.
  • kiss it better [t] [ao3] ~1.5k - Damien has more than his fair share of scars. His loves want to help to soothe them, each in their own way.
  • slowly a sunlit dream [t] [ao3] ~2k - Rilla asks to be held, a little clumsily.

mwah! be sofft!!

[edited 4-11-2024 to add]

  • delicate as [ao3] drabble - Perhaps Damien should be accustomed to this by now.
  • Missives [ao3] ~1k - Lord Arum cannot join Damien and Rilla in much of their lives. Luckily, they are all of them too clever to let that stop them from sharing as much as they possibly can.
  • A Sound That Runs In The Deep [ao3] ~1k - Amaryllis says I love you. Inadvertently. In a language not entirely her own.
  • Lulling [ao3] ~500 - Sir Damien with a baby.
  • oh, admiration in falling asleep [ao3] ~1k - Sleepy Damien and Arum share some cloth.
  • in the keep of this rainy morning [ao3] ~600 - Arum takes a lazy day.
  • Flowers Pick Themselves [ao3] ~1k - Arumโ€™s swamp is a part of him. It loves as he loves.
  • Maybe Sprout Wings [ao3] ~1.5k - Rilla tries to soothe some of Arumโ€™s oldest wounds.
  • Held [ao3] ~300 - Holding hands.
  • fly out into white clouds [ao3] ~500 - An extremely sleepy Rilla, in the arms of an affectionate monster.
  • watch the ones that I love bloom [ao3] ~1k - None of them had particularly playful childhoods, but that doesnโ€™t mean they canโ€™t be playful now.
  • makes them kind [ao3] ~1.3k - Taking a break together.
  • Veiled [ao3] ~500 - A stolen moment at the edge of a Citadel party.
  • Budding, Blooming [ao3] ~4.5k (two-shot) - A rad bouquet florist/tattoo artist au. Hilariously.
  • Alternate [ao3] ~1k - Would this have been possible, were the circumstances different?
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how is it that all of lucretiaโ€™s one liners in moonlighting always the funniest fucking shitย 

  • โ€œoh youโ€™re so deep in the test, you are knee-deep in test townโ€
  • โ€œi particularly liked when you ripped the arms off that poor helpless robotโ€ย 
  • โ€œhereโ€™s the problem: they just run right off the goddamn thingโ€
  • โ€œgoddammit we love domes around hereโ€
  • โ€œyes, itโ€™s that we very quickly cut your hand off and get the bracer off, but then we attach the hand back and itโ€™s like, not a big dealโ€
  • โ€œare there any non terrible questionsโ€