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not to be the hippie in the room but if you look around they’ve sterilized it all, the nessquick bunny? they unbaggied his pants, sonic the hedgehog? he doesn’t dj black music anymore, the applejacks cinnamon isn’t high anymore. you’re design cannot have personality

When really it should be this

i actually don’t know if it should be that

She’s finally happy with herself but that means nothing to you #transrightsarehumanrights

Something I think about a lot is when dj khaled spent a day lost at sea on a jet ski literally just because he drove away and got lost and started live posting about it and as he got increasingly panicked he started making like inspirational insta stories about his opps wanting him to fail even though he was entirely responsible for the situation and just started saying shit like “they don’t want you to WIN. they don’t want you to get found when you’re lost at sea in the dark”

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U guys are not gonna have me talking about hasan piker two days in a row but I will say this one last thing, the problem with a lot of these controversies is that if u even try to fact check them you will find results that are reddit pages for destiny and Ethan Klein or articles written by massively pro israel institutions that are heavily invested in just straight up lying about him and I only know this bc I’ve seen a video of him breaking down a few of the accusations against him and it is genuinely wild and I think speaks to an issue way bigger than whatever he’s done like I’m never going to ask anyone to like him even I said I don’t enjoy watching him, but the way people talk about “leftists” is so revealing and I really wish I knew why people can’t see the nonsense.

I literally had someone reblog my post today to claim that leftist men are all more monstrous than other kinds of men. Now how could someone seriously believe this? What ideology holds a group of men that are exempt from the violence and harm the typical man commits in this world is what I’d like to know? I had a gay boy say he’s divorced himself from leftism because of the rampant homophobia on our side. Because centrists and conservatives love the gays of course. Like what is that? It’s like everyone in this country try is fully committed to believing that anyone who is a leftist is a uniquely evil monster and in order to identify as one or support lefty policies every leftist on earth would have to be completely infallible. It’s like contrapoints finally speaking up about Israel and choosing only to focus on antisemitism from the left as though it’s a bigger uniquely insidious rot on the left that the right is devoid of while they march up and down the street chanting Jews will not replace us! And if you point this out to these people it’s like in one ear out the other. They are looking to twist everything and i don’t understand why

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I just remembered the time I downloaded Grindr and this man wanted to pee on me and when I went to pick up my pizza he was the cashier and I walked through the rain and he was like “it’s really pouring hard out there you’re soaked 😏” and I was like……just speechless

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Wonder what this kings up to these days

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I downloaded Grindr to try to buy meth a few times and there’s always one dude who is like 800ft away who messages me.

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Meth ???

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Yeah people like to fuck on meth and so some people use Grindr as a meth dealer app.

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Fun fact about meth and urine. I forget the exact percentage, but quite a bit of meth os passed through the body and expelled via urine. So if you drink meth piss you’ll get high yourself.

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"Obviously, there is also outright torture, people who are actually being shot, beaten, tortured, or violently abused. But I’m speaking here even of the ones that aren’t. For most, it’s as if the very texture of everyday life has been designed to be intolerable—only, in a way that you can never quite say is exactly a human rights violation. There’s never enough water. Showering requires almost military discipline. You can’t get a permit. You’re always standing in line. If something breaks it’s impossible to get permission to fix it. Or else you can’t get spare parts. There are four different bodies of law that might apply to any legal situation (Ottoman, British, Jordanian, Israeli), it’s anyone’s guess which court will say what applies where, or what document is required, or acceptable. Most rules are not even supposed to make sense. It can take eight hours to drive 20 kilometers to see your girlfriend, and doing so will almost certainly mean having machine guns waved in your faces and being shouted at in a language you half understand by people who think you’re subhuman. So you do most of your dalliance by phone. When you can afford the minutes. There are endless traffic jams before and after checkpoints and drivers bicker and curse and try not to take it out on one another. Everyone lives no more than 12 or 15 miles from the Mediterranean but even on the hottest day, it’s absolutely impossible to get to the beach. Unless you climb the wall, there are places you can do that; but then you can expect to be hunted every moment by security patrols. Of course teenagers do it anyway. But it means swimming is always accompanied by the fear of being shot. If you’re a trader, or a laborer, or a driver, or a tobacco farmer, or clerk, the very process of subsistence is continual stream of minor humiliations. Your tomatoes are held and left two days to rot while someone grins at you. You have to beg to get your child out of detention. And if you do go to beseech the guards, those same guards might arbitrarily decide to hold you to pressure him to confess to rock-throwing, and suddenly you are in a concrete cell without cigarettes. Your toilet backs up. And you realize: you’re going to have to live like this forever. There is no “political process.” It will never end. Barring some kind of divine intervention, you can expect to be facing exactly this sort of terror and absurdity for the rest of your natural life." —David Graeber, Hostile Intelligence: Reflections from a Visit to the West Bank

The Faithful Man: thank you god for inventing patriarchy i love it soso much <3333

The Atheist Man: its seriously incredibly beautiful that women are biologically inferior like. we got this social structure from the monkeys. woww.

The Feminist Man: no one knows where misogyny comes from 🥺

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very sad and difficult day. Yesterday, the occupation killed my young cousin, who was no more than 16 years old, when he was out collecting firewood so that his family could cook food with the wood...

It didn't end there. My mother and I were forced today to leave soon after the occupation announced that they would divide Gaza and not allow anyone to move around. They forced us to leave and our tears are pouring down our cheeks. How difficult it is.

Hi marah, I'm so sorry for slacking on sharing your campaign lately 😢 please if youre reading this please share!! Marah is my friend and her campaign is hosted by me!!!!

[ID: a meme of Gordon Ramsey saying “finally, some good fucking food.” The caption has been edited to say: “finally, some good fucking aim.” /end ID]

Hey did anyone notice that the grass is a little greener and all of the birds’ singing is even more beautiful today, or is that just me.

Remember, the best way to celebrate when some hateful piece of shit dies is to go out and do something that makes you happy that the dead person would absolutely hate. The best kind of joy is the joy that comes from spite.

most United Snakes leftists are completely unserious but the idea that the libs are the adults in the room is risible - there is no political group more divorced from reality, more adept at steering politics back into the domain of pure fantasy and wishful thinking than the respectable liberal

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Chairman Xi PLEEEEAASE SEND IN YOUR CRIMSON DRAGON CHENGDU STEALTH CARPET BOMBERS NOW