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yorgos lanthimos is having a special screening of his movie where you can watch it if you shave your head. It's called the bald screening. This isn't a joke

Are you bald, or willing to become bald?

walking into a museum and the little info cards by each artwork just says "credit to the artist!" "lmk if ur the artist and want me to tag u" "found this on pinterest :)"

NDA stands for Non't Dalk Aboutit

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

booty shorts that say “PEOPLE LIKE CERTAINTY MORE THAN THEY LIKE HOPE; THIS DOES NOT MEAN THAT PESSIMISM IS WISE” on the ass

a bad show? that's nothing? a good show? sure. but a bad show that, for a brief moment, becomes very good, and then never is again? that'll drive a person to madness

the chain by fleetwood mac. You agree

do any of you guys have tumblr

no

cats know keyboard shortcuts even microsoft doesnt know about

NDA stands for Non't Dalk Aboutit

girl shocked to discover that inaction can have consequences too

local woman disgusted to learn that choosing not to decide or act is, in itself, a choice

I see nothing wrong with this.

YOU CAN'T JUST CUT OFF THE LAST LINE.

"...The family insists it was all in fun, and that next year's party will feature a less controversial theme- like an ICE officer."

Official Post of Massachusetts

does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago

Sodomy

Sodomy

Sodomy

Weed then sodomy

i cannot recommend wearing fabric of mixed materials enough

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me

[through tears] yeah i remain whimsical

"we took porn off tumblr for more lucrative advertising" like this you mean

"post plus" pay me to have to look at these

Pied oystercatcher (Haematopus longirostris)