Anti-revenge narrative this, anti-revenge narrative that, I personally think that Inigo Montoya had the right idea when he stabbed Count Rugen in the gut and said "I want my father back, you son of a bitch"

A lot of revenge arcs end with the hero saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so me seeking revenge is pointless." The Princess Bride's revenge arc ends with Inigo Montoya saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so there's nothing that can save you."

this made me laugh so hard that it triggered an asthma attack.

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

When lizzie bennet said “there are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well” I felt that. She was being a bitch but I felt that.

That "what" at the end is gut-punchingly perfect for expressing The Emotion.

wash him he smely

here’s how the other Eeveelutions react to bathtime 🛁🫧

my buddhism audiobook paused mid-paragraph for a startling length of time and my arts major ass was like "Wow. What a powerful commentary on stillness." (my phone had died.)

something very humbling about listening to an unfamiliar song at random and thinking "this kinda goes, wonder if anyone else had heard of it" then you look it up and it's one of the most wildly popular and lauded rock songs of the last half century

these "metallica" guys have some talent. wonder where they'll be in five years.

florence + the machine dropping a diss track on a random wednesday in september was unexpected but delightful nonetheless

Florence + The Machine - One Of The Greats (2025)

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