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ushiromiya maria never did anything wrong ever

@pochapal / pochapal.tumblr.com

24 - UK - No Identity Head Empty. Pochapal from Omelette Route. In This House We Say June Egbert Rights

INTRODUCING...

A complete adaptation of my Homestuck post-canon fanfiction series Omelette Route (and its sequels) put onto MSPFA, complete with more accessibly-chunked pages, fun new features exclusive to this new medium, and a completely revised and updated edit of the original Omelette Route, all in a fresh and exciting hot and fast bitesized upd8-friendly package!

As Omelette Route continues to expand in scope and scale, each individual narrative unit has similarly necessarily exponentially ballooned. In order to keep the story alive without compromising my vision, content for this story will now first be hosted on MSPFA in semi-regular upd8s before the finished chapters are collated into their final definitive versions on AO3. This should, hopefully, fix the problem of having to endure a six month hiatus between novel-sized superchapters that has become an increasingly prevalent pattern as time has gone on. Now you can look forward to smaller more digestible bits of story at a much more frequent and healthier pace, and get to enjoy the hype of an upd8 culture as a bonus at no additional cost!

My hope with this project is to make Omelette Route a better experience for both new and longtime readers. The new story layout on MSPFA is much easier to get through than the walls of text on AO3, and the ability to provide upd8s separate from complete chapter chunks will massively help stave off content droughts. The MSPFA format also opens up new and exciting possibilities as we fast approach the midpoint of Pickle Route and beyond that I am excited to explore and experiment with when the time comes.

And as a 6/12 bonus celebrating the third anniversary of Pickle Route, you all get a special exclusive upd8 as we kick chapter (six) section (iii) off! Feel free to hop in to check out how Kanira and friends are faring, or start from the beginning and explore a new and improved Omelette Route at your own pace! The possibilities truly are endless in this new and exciting world.

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friendly reminder that if you're in your 20s and don't have your cutie mark yet then you're broken, you're a failure. and you're not going to make it

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my toxic trait is that i don’t care how old a post i interact with is on any site ever

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i used to spend all my time on deviantart. which (at least at the time) was set up so that you could see an art piece from 2006 and an art piece from yesterday side by side in the search results. then when DA shit itself i moved to the site that’s still cycling “do you love the color of the sky” around. i don’t care that the timestamp is literally right there on sites like instagram and twitter and i think it’s weird to care if someone likes a tweet you made two months ago. the internet is my art gallery and i can and will slap heart stickers on your decade old mona lisas, i don’t know fast paced web culture etiquette and i’m not willing to learn

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A very, very gentle reminder that "prev tags" is now completely useless, bc you can no longer click back thru the reblog chain and see the prev tags. You can see the reblog in front of you, and you can find the original post - by itself, completely devoid of context - but you can't click thru to the previous reblog. This is apparently intentional, since I literally emailed support about it - being able to click back thru the reblog chain and being able to see the source post in context on op's blog are fundamental parts of the user experience imo and I am pissed - and their response was basically like yeah we meant to do that but if you want to talk about it you can go to our WIP blog, where the ask is literally only open one day a week and we will completely ignore you.

one thing you won't know until you experience it for yourself when you create art out of love is how it feels when people receive it with love. when you post a doodle and someone keeps it as their lockscreen, or when you write a story and someone tells you they were thinking about it all day, or when you post a poem and someone shares it with a touching caption. doesn't matter if it was objectively good or not. matters that someone spent time with it, that someone really, really liked it, and you made it. this kind of interaction, i think, it can really sustain you for weeks. it can sustain you through a lot of terrible things. its confirmation that you exist, and that (however briefly) your existence was appreciated by someone else through your art.

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dashboard simulator

mutual 1: [one million posts about a fandom im not in. in the span of five minutes]

mutual 2: M. Caelius too must not pass unnoticed, notwithstanding the unhappy change, either of his fortune or disposition, which marked the latter part of his life. As long as he was directed by my influence, he behaved himself so well as a tribune of the people, that no man supported the interests of the senate, and of all the good and virtuous, in opposition to the

mutual 3: patricide would fix me

mutual 4: [5000 word theoretically informed breakdown of a book i have not read]

mutual 5: #omg this reminds me of the roman legal system

mutual 6: cannibalism is so mainstream now we need to start posting about necrophilia

mutual 7: so a detailed prosopographical analysis of this roman family reveals that actually they all died due to being haunted by an ancestral curse

mutuals 8-10: this tv show is actually just sophocles’ oedipus. to me

mutual 11: [this post contains filtered tags] [this post contains filtered tags] [this post contains filtered tags] [this post contains filtered tags] [this post contains filtered tags]

mutual 12: here’s why these two words actually have NO etymological connection!!!

mutual 13: i’m just like this 18th century lawyer but a girl

mutual 14: cicero big naturals

mutual 15: scurvy is inherently both transgender and sexy…… put the rot in eroticism or whatever

mutual 16: she moby on my dick until i doomed by the narrative

tips for returning twitter users:

-On the first twilight, offer the six chosen by the key as sacrifices. -On the second twilight, those who remain shall tear apart the two who are close. -On the third twilight, those who remain shall praise my noble name. -On the fourth twilight, gouge the head and kill. -On the fifth twilight, gouge the chest and kill. -On the sixth twilight, gouge the stomach and kill. -On the seventh twilight, gouge the knee and kill. -On the eighth twilight, gouge the leg and kill. -On the ninth twilight, the witch shall revive, and none shall be left alive. -On the tenth twilight, at journey's end, you shall attain to the power of the Golden Land's treasures, once and for the last time.

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