did a little redesign of the poster for Jennifer’s Body because who is more deserving of this AU than sam and penelope…

✨ kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous ✨

Sams

I don't know if it's really an AU, but I enjoyed turning these demons into children.

I’ve sat here and watched this multiple times and the Tiger looking completely confused and looking around gets me every damn time. 🤣🤣🤣

whirly bird

He pushed him

Every thing out of Murph's mouth as Barry Syx is as solid gold as Barry Nyne's armor.

"You can't get robots pregnant!" why do you think it's called a motherboard? keep cumming in her auxiliary port dumbass

the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function

Standard English: It’s cold, isn’t it?

Japanese: Samui desu ne?

British: It’s fuckin’ freezin’, innit?

i have to do everything around here

i hate this cause i did japanese for like a year and this explains the use of the -ne particle WAYYYY better than my teachers ever did. it took me ages to comprehend what this post makes abundantly clear.

my teachers: its like a, a little rise at the end of a sentence, to show that you are seeking a response, while not warranting the -ka particle which would make it a proper question.

me: ok. i guess i get that??

this post: its like saying “innit?” 

me: oh. oh no.

fun fact: afaik, “-ne” was inherited from the Portuguese settlers/priests that stayed in Japan in the 16th century. It comes from “né?”, which the contraction of “não é?”, “isn’t it?”.

It’s LITERALLY “innit”.

oh so like “eh” in canadian

*un-Babels your Tower*

yup, never had a problem understanding that particle. It’s the same way we use “eh”

American English does the thing with [statement], yes?/yeah?

Fun fact, in Piemontese we do say “né?” with this same acception (which is like asking “non credi?/vero?/non è vero?” which I read in another reblog was similarly used in Portuguese too). Using the same examples from above: al fa frecc, né?

French does this too, with “non?” Like…I don’t actually speak French, but translated into English it’d be like “you’re American, no?” And it’s just seeking confirmation.

Australia does this with, “ay?”

“It is hot as fuck, ay?”

My colleagues are so fuckin stupid and I don’t know whether to blame them individually or blame Society™

Me: you see a relationship needs to be mutually beneficial. If you’re both not getting something you want it’s a bad relationship.

47 y/o man with 3 kids:

Real conversation I had with my dad

Me: I don’t personally understand the desire to have children, or why do many feel like failures when they’re unable to

Dad: (in that voice that indicates he thinks he’s about to drop some real Knowledge™️ on me) well you have to understand; if you reach a certain age and don’t have children, people will look at you weirdly. Nobody wants that

Me: …You’re saying you were peer pressured into having a baby? Like you were afraid of being “the weird kid” except you were a grown man with a job? Do you think that’s a good thing?

Dad:

The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.

He just got a little silly goofy.

Brennan, about to make the players experience the longest second in the history of dnd:

English added by me :)

in a doctor's office being shown a chart with different types of man-made horrors on them while the doctor asks whether each of them is beyond or within my comprehension

“that character is a war criminal” that character is from a fictional fantasy world and did not attend the geneva convention

hard agree with these tags specifically

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Your take can be about literally anything at all, as long as you feel the vast majority of people would disagree. Even though you're right. And they're just afraid to admit it.

Basically, if it's a hill you're willing die on - even if you have to do it alone - then it belongs right here.

Oh, and it kinda goes without saying, but terfs and bigots stay away.

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(Inspirations under the cut)