this is what being poor is like

me, a broke college student, trying to treat my friends

don’t you ever speak to me or my sons again

so much work put into these shots when you’re really only supposed to be looking at the sign

“r u taken?” yes bitch taken for granted

This is what anxiety sounds like.

Pure genius

I was trying to think of a pun related to the yachts. But have you guys ever thought about how you pronounce yachts and then how it is spelt? I know it’s a lacht to take in

au where i’m not a useless piece of shit

this post has so many notes like are y'all okay

No

Me: I have so many things to do today

Me:

When you reach That Point after hours of socializing