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lost af tbh

@plzstoptalkingok

tired all the time i guess
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happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

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reblogged
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ultrafacts

Every morning, her priority is to stand by the side of the road and patiently wait for her mate to return - on his scooter.

She is a gray Toulouse goose named Maria. He is a retired salesman named Dominic Ehrler. And together, they have become the talk of Echo Park.

“They walk around the park together like they’re in love,” said one park-goer. “It’s wonderful.”

“People would look at us like - what is this?” Ehrler said.

“What, they’ve never seen a guy walking with a goose before?“ 

"She thinks that she owns me,” Ehrler said. “The other geese are not allowed to be near me on account of Maria.”

It’s not just other geese. Maria doesn’t want any species stealing her man.

“I’ve seen her go up and scare the heck out of pit bulls,” Ehrler said. “Maria, be nice, don’t bite the dog.” [x]

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have patience with yourself. nobody ever got better overnight. you’ll get wherever you need to go in time. for now, remember that every day that you survive is a step forward, and you have survived many days. be proud of yourself. 

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thankers

Hey there! My name is Meg and I’m a 16 year old girl with a rare disease called Ehlers Danlos Syndrome. EDS is a rare disease that affects every cell in my body, it is causing my body to literally destroy itself and is getting worse every day. I became ill at 13 years old, by the age of 14 i was wheelchair bound. When i was 15, i was left completely bed bound due to severe complications in my head and neck. My brain is sinking in my head, causing my spine to collapse, this is causing my brain stem to twist and spinal cord to bend - it is putting pressure on my windpipe when I move and makes breathing very difficult. The days are dark and right now, there is no light.

But i am not giving up

in order to keep fighting i need an incredibly complex surgery to stabilise and correct the problems in my cervical spine and skull.. This surgery has never been performed in my country before so i have to get american surgeons involved. There are a lot of expenses that I simply cannot afford.

I used to have a blog with 25,000 incredible followers that helped me stay strong but my blog was hacked and deleted the other day. i used my blog to raise money for my very expensive medical needs and now I’m earning nothing. I remade, with the same url, hoping that i will be able to raise/earn more money. i will not give up. i have fought so hard, i can’t give up. So if you have a few pounds/dollars/euros/etc that you don’t need or whatever then i would really appreciate if you could donate to my gofundme, which is: http://www.gofundme.com/savemeg

Alternatively, if you do not have money to spare, I have ads on my blogs. This is my humour blog and this is my main blog. All I need from you is 1 click on each ad, keep the tab open for five minutes and you will be helping me out hugely. It takes very little effort and it has a huge impact.

Thank you so much for reading this and sharing/donating/etc. i really appreciate it, have a wonderful day <3

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do you ever feel like your friends dont like you as much as you like them

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shoutout to the guy in charge of the train station at my hometown, who doesn’t limit himself to announcing trains but also:

  • comments on interesting birds he sees on the platform
  • gives completely unofficial weather reports on what he thinks the day is going to be like
  • refers to very crowded trains as ‘friendly trains’
  • regularly congratulates everyone on having gotten up on time on Monday mornings
  • basically seems to use the tannoy system to amuse himself and try and brighten up everyone’s morning commute
  • refers to himself as ‘the fat controller’

what magical land do u live where there’s something other than a robot in charge of the train announcing

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squidyword

At the grocery store

me: oo can we get this cereal

mom: are you gonna eat it

me: no i thought it would look nice as decoration in our home mom :)

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me: hello dear brain, do you think we can get started on that thing we wanted to do today
brain: no :)
me: ah, you're right, as usual, thank you
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me @ myself: get it together.....
also me @ myself: ur literally going through a lot rn? cut yourself some slack?
also also me @ myself: ...anyway....i hate my entire self

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