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@plutoroman

I started off as a fandom blog, but it's really whatever the hell I feel like reblogging. 20 cis female. Bisexual,
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Ok but Zuko using the knowledge he acquired during his banishment to help him as the Fire Lord. Like making small talk with Earth Kingdom dignitaries about their local foods that he enjoyed and even misses. Like having in-depth conversations with his captains about sea currents and navigation. Like, in the middle of a meeting with several high-ranking naval officials, pointing out flails in security, like how a person can cling to a Fire Nation ship for hours at a time, or climb aboard using hatches on the upper decks, or disguise themselves as a lower ranking guard with easily accessible spare armour….

Though none of his experiences can prepare Zuko for the long, awkward silence that comes after he admits to doing or at least knowing something illegal and/or completely buck wild

fire lord zuko: you should maybe revisit the security measures around the water ducts that the sealturtles use

northern water tribe leader: that’s not necessary, no one can survive submerged in the artic ocean for so many minutes

zuko:

zuko: remember that time the fire nation attacked you

Zuko: okay first you have to promise not to get mad

Earth King: Tell me about your first visit to Ba Sing Se.

Zuko:

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He look everyone, I’m a DC artist who doesn’t know how to draw people that aren’t adult white men.

What makes this funnier is that Batman: Pennyworth R.I.P literally came out less than one week ago and this is how they all looked in it:

This is supposed to be 5 different male characters from 5 different age groups and 3 different ethnicities.

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took me way too long to realize not all cheerios are honey nut

i thought you pour a bowl of cheerios and sometimes they’re good and sometimes they suck ass

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if exploring your gender is ‘becoming a trend’ then i’m glad it’s replacing the ‘being confused and miserable with no context or vocabulary for what you’re going through’ trend

there is honestly zero things wrong with people exploring their gender

Exploring your gender leads to either discovering a gender identity you feel more comfortable with than the one you were assigned at birth or realizing you identify best with your assigned gender except now you have a better understanding/awareness of trans, genderfluid, and nonbinary people and can begin to break down the toxic, transphobic bullshit you have most likely heard or seen at some point in your life :)

It’s a win-win

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Dick: Hey B, has anyone ever told you that you look kinda like George Clooney?
Jason: No way, he totally looks like Michael Keaton.
Tim: How can you say that? Bruce is obviously a carbon copy of Christian Bale.
Damian: Tt. You are all a bunch of imbeciles if you cannot see Father's uncanny resemblance to Ben Affleck.
Stephanie: Actually, you guys are all wrong. Bruce is exactly like Edward from Twilight.
The kids: *start arguing*
Bruce: Alfred, I'll spending the weekend with the Kents if you need me.
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Why are Ross and Rachel so iconic when Chandler and Monica’s relationship is 50,000 times more romantic, cuter and HEALTHIER than Ross and Rachel’s?

theres an episode where monica catches chandler watching porn so he changes the channel to a shark documentary but he still has a boner so monica tries to do shark things next time they sleep together and if that isnt romance i dont know what is you know

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Each Animorph ranked from physically weakest to physically strongest:

Tobias: Has hollow bones, weighs 2.4 pounds

Marco: Plays too many video games, eats peanut M&M’s as a meal

Jake: Below average at sports, but has basic muscle by virtue of being an Average American Male

Ax: Weak hands and arms, but his ability to jump backwards over a standard sized swimming pool indicates impressive leg muscles

Rachel: Skilled gymnast, likely made entirely of muscle

Cassie: Farm girl, very strong; wrestles geese for a living; could probably bench press Jake, but is too modest to try

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rslashrats

my favorite genre of tweets is people being like “MILLENIUM BABIES/GEN Z NEVER HAD THIS” *image of a thing we definitely had*

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does anyone actually read trials of apollo or do we all just find out what happens on tumblr then pretend it doesnt exist?

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i had a really fucked up dream omg

p&f related?

sorry but phineas and ferb were not in it.

buford?

no characters from phineas and ferb were there.

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star wars / batman au and bruce is a mandalorian who picks up foundlings like nobody’s business and loudly & vocally disapproves of the jedi even though half his kids are proficient in the force

bruce’s helmet has little points that stick up like bat ears and his armor is mostly black so the non-mandalorians who don’t know his name call him “the bat”

EVERYONE is scared of the bat except fellow mandalorians cause they know he has 7 foundlings & would be willing to take more

everyone in the tags saying “clark is a jedi” is RIGHT. clark is the only jedi bruce marginally can tolerate 

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korben600

Bruce actually bothers to learn non-lethal takedowns and goes out of his way not to murder people indiscriminately unlike his fellow mandalorians. Which only makes him scarier because now there are survivors to talk about what mandalorians look and act like.

The entire planet of “G’tham” lives in terror and awe of their Mandalorian bounty hunter.

Meanwhile whenever civilians ask other mandalorians about Bruce they all just sigh and are like

“Yeah, that’s the Bat, he’s a bit of a weirdo, we love him but he’s a total pacifist for some reason.”

And the awestruck civilian who’d had 8 bones broken and his house burned down by Bruce is just:

“This is what a Mandalorian pacifist looks like?!?!?”

This is a story I would read

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this has no right being this funny