the dous !

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

oh shit

they took her emo away. i put it back

You can really sense the tumblr userbase aging

Not Safe For Work

Remember, NSFW is not an abbreviation for nude that somehow has more syllables. It's shorthand for "If my boss happened to look over my shoulder when this was on my screen, would there be consequences?"

This is subjective, and depends on the boss and the job, of course. But many, many images that contain zero nudity are still very much NSFW (and sometimes, images with nudity aren't!) Consider this.

I think some people don't even know what it stands for anymore; it used to be a tag for just violent imagery too

can you tell the brain rot is coming back

Pick a movie. Keep one actor. Everyone else is a Muppet.

Date of origin: January 6th 2021

so glad this happened that day and literally nothing else

Spell: Create 10,000 Bricks. Try not to target yourself

What If we kissed under the dinosaurs kissing statue

You would probably get hit by a car but such is the risk of love

me? overthinking and hurting my own feelings again? haha definitely

today's children are gonna become teens and clown the shit out of us for 'eepy' and 'blorbo' but they'll say it in cocomelonese so we won't understand them

today’s eepy blorbo is yesterday’s heckin doggo is last week’s smexy bishie

I hate that you're right and that I understood all of that.

The Mist (2007) by Frank Darabont

and tonight will be the night i will fall for yew

kiss kiss fall in love

FLCL GRUNGE: thoughts

I actually really liked it! I think it pairs really well with Alternative as a direct continuation that makes sense

When we last left the state of the word, Pets was the only one of her friend group of whose family could afford to go to one of the first trips to Mars, something that is further corroborated here:

Only the wealthy can get out of dodge; which makes sense - there was a sense in alternative that things were rapidly about to change, and the girls had to stay hold to their youth for as long as they could to be able to handle their unknown future. Pet’s family KNEW things were about to get shitty, and as all rich people do, they developed the technology to stay free and clear of the damage

The damage of course being this Ironing™️ thing that’s been around FLCL’s series since the start. I loved that we got to see the EFFECTS this thing is having on the planet, through the eyes of an alien immigrant refugee whose family RAN from medical mechanica in the first place.

This thing is killing the planet.

More and more people board the rocket, and only the ones in severe poverty get stuck here. Which makes it significant that HaruHara was just giving tickets away to those who would’ve NEVER had a chance to board - sex workers and orphan girls.

Other than general incompetence, I think at one point Shinori explained that there’s ISNT a centralized government working anymore. Eyebrows™️ represents the larger galactic system and most everyone is miserable, poor, or simply gone.

Idk if Shoegaze will continue this chronological storytelling, but for now, it seems earth is being mass abandoned due to whatever Medical Mechanica, ecologically and socially, and it’s up to the few who chose to remain to strive to a better future with hope to save it.

when you're a child and you stay up past your bedtime you get punished by your parents, when you're an adult and you stay up too late you just get punished by the ghosts and spirits and demons and such

Monara..