Generations as people:
Gen X: V privileged but they don’t realize it. Always buys the snacks. Has their shit together. Can be an asshole sometimes but they genuinely don’t realize it. Social butterfly. Watched reality TV and house hunting shows. Gets excited about home decor. Has a giant purse. Fills said purse with Advil, bandaids, tampons, granola bars, etc. Doesn’t understand memes. Still has a Backstreet Boys poster somewhere.
Millenial: A bit of a mess but we love them. Knows how to save their money. Cried during Love Simon. Passionate about way too many things. Needs to sleep. Would kill someone for a cup of coffee. Knows memes, just not as many as Gen Z. Wants “the old YouTube” back. Will fight Gen Z about which Disney Channel shows were the best. Blames capitalism for all their problems (because capitalism caused all their problems).
Gen Z: Tired and gay. Meme dealer to the Millenials. Somehow has all the bootlegs to everything. Quotes vines 24/7. Loves Brooklynn 99. Would definitely eat a Tide Pod. Says “Kill me” evey 5 minutes. Can’t sit in chairs properly. Inexplicably loves a mix of very good and very bad music. Smol and dehydrated. Entirely apathetic about how the world is ending, but cried when Club Penguin got shut down.
Baby boomers: Constantly complaining. Can tell some crazy stories from “when they were your age”. Doesn’t know how Snapchat works. Super nice, but every once in a while they’ll say something very questionable. The best cook. The worst driver. Will expose any of the other generations if you ask them to. Owns a record player. Takes too many pictures of people.
