I love cosigning stuff. You may have posted that but we wrote it together. In spirit.
as an american i literally love to eat hamburger drink huge beverage and purchase rock and roll disk. it's all true...
My best friend loves rob pattinson and over the years she sent me a lot of articles/quotes of him, so here are some of my favourites
(there is A LOT more, this man is INSANE)
Bonus:
Somewhere along the line Pattinson figured out the celebrity interview was 95% bullshit social contract with zero penalty associated with breaking it and ever since then he's turned them into his own personal postmodern entertainment project. I appreciate him for it.
This is what a pipeline right of way looks like in Alberta btw
Pipeline?
at a bar in lower manhattan and they’re playing catholic choral music. on the wall there’s a giant mural of gregorian monks on a raft
the only other people in here are talking quietly about japanese verb conjugation. there are many statues of gargoyles and gnomes
reading reviews while quietly sipping my drink. i feel like i’m in an alternate dimension. it’s called Burp Castle btw
This sounds hilarious
i'm thrilled my tweet continues to upset new yorkers even after my twitter ban
source? it was revealed during my nature walk.
To be a turtle on a log
Obligatory “me and the mutuals”
It's always the overest before the we're so back
Men who don't like their wife making more than them are so selfish. What about MY ego. It needs inflating just as Sonic on deviantart does. Go lift a heavy object or something.
the thing about me is that i love a slutty little jazz trumpet
Fuck it enemy of my enemy
Eastern steppe hordes is my friend now
PTUH 😙💦🇩🇪