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dear god please let our new baby octopus feel confident enough to move out of her corner hiding spot today while i’m on exhibits so i can see her properly for the first time amen

she stuck out a single arm before changing her mind and deciding the rest of the tank is too scary, far too scary by far she is scared

Amazing levels of reading comprehension there "this sucks because we're always right but no one listens to us" "have you tried being wrong?"

This picture is so holy and gentle to me

able bodied allies of disabled people when your disability genuinely has no secret upside and makes you useless to a late stage capitalist society

“They’re not disabled, they’re ✨SPECIAL✨”

As of changing the way you call it would help

i am in fact NOT being very brave about it and will whine and complain until i die. As is my right

"Individual choice!" is such an obnoxious rallying cry. totally perverts a legitimate usage into utter, disgusting selfishness.

the hot new trend is "guard posting"

oh tylozygus geometricus, you little rascal…

The rich just don't have good ideas. Ever.

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

cackling at this, can NOT believe it's a real, actual quote. it reads so much like one of those clickhole pieces

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The best musician

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New friendship

tiny hug

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Kitty installed the wrong software