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We all have our own private traps

@plenty-ig-blog

I just happened to be born in mine
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I just had a dream about this gas station clerk that I flirted with like 2 days ago to get some free chocolate. Is this what having a soul mate feels like ?

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godpenis

Did I hallucinate that post that was like “If I found out Beyoncé had an android phone I would kill myself” cause that was the funniest shit i’ve ever read

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godpenis

My friends in Cali: *going to Folsom, looking cute, getting spitroasted*

Me:

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slab-o-meat

crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

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slab-o-meat

i was on. a new sleep medication last night

but you were right

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hemingay
100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person
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some door-to-door scammer when my parents aren't home: are you 18?
me, turning 24 in two weeks: no sorry
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extrasad
Heartbreak is not always blood and crushed ribs and waking up in the middle of the night because you were choking on your own tears in your sleep. Sometimes it’s simply standing in the middle of the supermarket, trying not to throw up on the floor and attempting to stop your teeth from chattering and figuring out which loaf of bread you’re getting a better deal on at the same time.

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