keep it fresh

finding out this morning that Mattel has 45 more movies lined up after Barbie and this is only the start of them trying to make their own MCU

Please tell me this is a joke

tboys should only have to work half days & make the same amount of money so they can go home and crank it for the other four hours

guys i just cooked breakfast for my bf who is sick in bed and i just learned how to ripen avacados in 2 days. literally on top of the world rn

Emotional extremes horseshoe theory where both ends are a long walk

Made these about a month ago, figured other spoonies might want to use them

Okay so I made these without the cinnamon and nutmeg and lemme just tell you:

THESE MUFFINS TASTE EXACTLY LIKE DOUGHNUTS.

I DUNNO WHAT KIND OF VOODOO I PULLED IN THE KITCHEN BUT SLAP MY NIPPLES AND CALL ME BETSY BECAUSE THEY TASTE LIKE DOUGHNUTS HALLELUJAH IN THE HIGHEST.

i made these today! they’re DELIGHTFUL! (i made them with the cinnamon and nutmeg, but now i’m planning on trying them without and maybe filling the middle with some kind of jelly???? we shall see.)

slap my nipples and call me betsy

OH HEY it’s the french breakfast puffs recipe I use as a base for the gf version I am trying to perfect.

welp, we’re gonna make these

YOOOOO… the recipe has spread. I’m conflicted about this, because I keep my copy semi-secret, because I use these to make friends. And then people can’t stop being friends with me if they ever want to eat them again (which is, I assure you, a compelling argument–they are delicious). Honestly, I bake a *lot*, and people always tell me these are their favorite thing that I’ve made. But yes: if you’ve ever eaten my doughnut muffins, this is the recipe I use! PERSONALLY I like to double the amount of nutmeg/cinnamon in them, throw in a shake or two of ground cloves, and about ½-1tsp vanilla extract.

I’M GONNA MAKE THEM FILLED WITH RASPBERRY JAM FOR CHANUKKAH

He finally did it, folks. Unless he walks this one back and quick, I think this might be the beginning of the end

this place has a brunch menu where everything’s named after this summer’s movies. so you got stuff like “indiana jones and the mango french toast of destiny” or my favorite:

“archie, stop writing poems or you’re going to end up on the mayor’s list of gay teens” was sort of always ras’s platonic ideal of a riverdale plot line i think