I'm a weird bitch

When two men get married do they go to the same bachelor party?

Let's put this on a list of things that I never worried about until now 😂

i’ll wear bootcut jeans when i’m in my GODDAMNED GRAVE

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

I just looked at it for 2 minutes, waiting for a different facial expression

Michael Jackson simultaneously blurred the line between black and white, man and woman, and grown-up and child.

He is a God, that’s why 

life goals

*some dude looks at me* me: 📢 do you have a problem

And then, at night, I wonder why I don't have a boyfriend