please-forgive-me-universe-blog reblogged
When two men get married do they go to the same bachelor party?
Let's put this on a list of things that I never worried about until now 😂

When two men get married do they go to the same bachelor party?
Let's put this on a list of things that I never worried about until now 😂
i’ll wear bootcut jeans when i’m in my GODDAMNED GRAVE
I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.
I just looked at it for 2 minutes, waiting for a different facial expression
Michael Jackson simultaneously blurred the line between black and white, man and woman, and grown-up and child.
He is a God, that’s why
life goals
*some dude looks at me* me: 📢 do you have a problem
And then, at night, I wonder why I don't have a boyfriend
parents: you never do something
me: does something
parents: LOL; you, doing something, why? have you got bad grades or something?