Which versions do you prefer: old or new? ^^ I really loved working on these and I’m so glad that I finished the second series this year!

classic feral ghouls were apparently disabled people who can’t talk any more but have a home in the wasteland because the more able ghouls care for them. todd saw zombies who jump out of box

classic super mutants were generally mentally disabled people who are trying to find peace from persecution in the wake of a war they never asked to be a part of. todd saw straight-up 40k orks

this is giving classic fallout a lot of credit, it’s not like it was tasteful or well-executed, but it was VASTLY more interesting than demoting these concepts to rabid randomly generated mob spawns so you can gorify them for hours and hours and hours with no underlying statement of any kind

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

wow! what an interesting factoid. i sure am glad i was able to learn this and not scroll through a 100-person long reblog chain

we all know what happened here

Where’s the long version I want the long version

In the middle of lunch one day, everyone minding their own business in the cafeteria, a Senior guy dressed in a banana costume came in screaming. He was in clear DISTRESS. Flailing his arms and running in zig zags. He kept screaming things like “help me!” and “he’s going to get me!” && we were all SO confused until all of a sudden a damn gorilla shows up (guy in suit, of course). He beats on his chest and lets out a huge roar, the banana lets out a shriek, and then it’s ON. These two ran through our tiny cafeteria, the gorilla roaring and the banana frantically singing “I will survive.” At one point the banana saw someone with a banana peel on their table (clearly they had ate a banana for lunch) and he took the peel from them and screamed “BROOOOTTHHHERRR!” before returning to singing “I will survive” in a much more determined tone.

It ended when our school principal took the gorilla down (yeah, tackled him to the ground, if you knew our principal you’d understand… we were a school of like 300 people TOTAL and he was like all of our best friend. Dude was cool) and yelled, “This is a banana safezone young man!”

The following day, there were ‘banana safezone’ posters everywhere and we had a school assembly where our guidance counselor talked about banana rights.

I’ve never looked at a banana the same.

NOOOOO

the face you make when your boyfriend is about to do some stupid shit:

Based on a personal AU story my bab @corveyglaive and I are writing. This needs a little explaining so please bear with me óvò (I think I’m also addressing things that are considered spoilersssssss??? so in case you plan on playing Death Stranding and wanna avoid spoilers I suggest not reading any further even though it means that future art for this story will go without context then) ——- Since it’s an AU this is mainly based on how we want to treat things: - OOC behaviour for many characters (not too drastic but still) - Ignoring / removing / replacing canon elements of the game - More an artistic style choice but if I draw Higgs wearing his mask I will draw it expressive and not like a stiff mask - Higgs didn’t suffer the abuse he did in the game; the thing with his uncle never happened so he’s rather stable (still a lil shit but far less hostile and sadistic; he just enjoys his powers and likes to get his ego stroked) - He prefers to wear the mask and his millions of onion layers of clothes to hide the fact that he’s actually very insecure and scared of being vulnerable - We are not too sure about his history with Fragile right now whether we want to go with what the game did or not - we’ll see~ - He’s working for Amélie but isn’t considered a terrorist; however, he’s still up to no good and did stuff that caught Amélie’s attention - Sam doesn’t have Lou yet, he’ll get her later on in our story - He’s still got DOOMS and is absolutely terrified of being touched and will wiggle out of any sort of touch attempts or even downright throw a punch if needed (poor Higgs already got his first almost broken nose in our story D; ) - The whole thing with his wife and kid happened and he suffers a lot but won’t ever address it (maybe one day he’ll talk about it with Higgs but hooo boy this will be a long way until we get there!) ——- So this is the story so far: Die-Hardman noticed Sam’s way too lonely and awfully antisocial so he assigned him a partner to make deliveries together. Sam’s not too happy about it, especially when he gets to meet his new colleague, Higgs - A very talkative, flamboyant fellow who prefers to hide his face behind a mask (which Sam absolutely hates cuz he’s distrustful to no end as is and a mask of all things will do nothing to help it). Given the fact that Higgs is quite the opposite to him the two are off to a rocky start on a long journey of coming to trust one another, redemption and getting over personal fears. It’s your typical enemies to friends, friends to lovers story; lots of fluff and comfort going on, nothing too edgy or sad (we are writing this for our own joy after all). My pic’s based on the scene where they are introduced to one another with Higgs trying to be friendly and offering a handshake - which Sam refuses over and over. Higgs is not happy, Sam is not happy but a job’s a job so off they go! What nobody knows is the fact that Higgs’s actual intentions aren’t making deliveries. He’s actually out to spy on Sam as he wants to find out why Amélie’s so upset about him.

hmmmmm I will scream

I absolutely love the way MacCready acts when you first meet him. you're like "hey are you for hire?" and he's like

father: dude lmao we gonna attack the railroad at bunker hill, you in? ( ps. pls don’t tell them xo)

sole, immediately after:

i forgot who made the chart 

non original joke.jpeg

A poorly edited take

Marcy Long: *Breathes*

Me:

any bethesda sniper companion:

Learning you have ADHD later in life is just

every 5 minutes

This is still relatable if ur diagnosed as a kid bc no one tells us anything about our disorder lmao

Me about OSDD.

loooOOOOooOooOOGN neeeEEEECK

But what of tomorrow?

We can’t know the future bucky, we must face the new day as it comes.

IT; THE CREATION GROANS WITH YOU; THE CREATURE IS MADE SUBJECT TO THE EVIL CHICKEN SEE THE SUNLIGHT AGAIN I HAD TO CHOOSE BE PRO CHOICE.

THE CREATION GROANS WITH YOU; THE CREATURE IS MADE SUBJECT TO THE WICKED!

Ohmyhgod nO PLEASE

CREATION GROANS WITH YOU; THE CREATURE IS MADE SUBJECT TO THE EXALTED NAME MY ALLEGIANCE LIES IN FULFILLING MY MASTER'S DESIRES SHOULD MY CANINE BODY BE BURNED TO ASHES IT WOULD BE HEARD I SAW IT WAS A LAD I ATE WAS OLIVES, NOTHING BUT OLIVES, MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS”.