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i LOVE when dean forgets about the fact that cas is a literal angel who cannot die from a normal bullet wound so he just like. gets in front of him? knowing full well he could die? i wish that man a very get well soon
seeing everyone just mindlessly sign up for threads despite all the clear warning signs feels like I’m living in Sailor Moon or a magical girl anime episode where the Monster of the Day just set up shop over night and their product is literally draining your lifeforce for the Dark Kingdom but people keep going there
Dick: *walking in to see Jason and Tim brawling* Stop! Stop! Stop. What’s going on here?
Jason: He hit me!
Tim: I didn’t mean to!!
Jason: You did!
Tim: I didn’t!
Dick: Stop. Tim what happened.
Tim: Jason apparently walked in behind me, I didn’t see him, so my coffee cup hit his face because he surprised me.
Dick: Well, that explains the dripping coffee.
Jason: *soaked* fucking disgusting, this shit is sticking to me!
Dick: Jason, cool off he didn’t mean it. Tim, be a little more careful next time.
Jason & Tim: Hmph!
Dick: *muttering on his way out* “you’re working too hard” they said. “Spend time with your family” they said. “It’ll be fun.” They said. Well guess what, Titans, next person who comes at me with that bullshit is gonna get double rounds as punishment and that goes for the team. I’m gonna…
Jason: *turning to Tim* *awkwardly* so, uh, you didn’t mean to, huh?
Tim: No, I did. 100%. Completely and absolutely. I saw you.
Jason: You said you didn’t!
Tim: I lied.
Jason: *pulling out his guns* count your fucking seconds, bitch.
Tim: *twirling his staff* come at me, cunt.
Dick, after sleeping for 4 hours due to a nightmare, an exhausting police shift, a long Blüdhaven patrol and an annoyingly long meeting with Batman before their Gotham patrol: Guys please can you quiet down? I can’t focus.
Jason and Damian looking concerned: We haven’t said anything in the past 30 minutes??
Tim on his 52nd hour of no sleep full of caffeine: You hear the voices too?
No batfam thing is more interesting artistically to me than when people draw Tim and Cass virtually identically. Fuck it all the way up, I love when they identify with each other in ways that makes life harder on their family
actually because i keep seeing polls around that vastly underestimate how long most people have been on this site, might as well make my own!
you know the drill, more reblogs equals more votes!
introducing Robin/Villain Week 2023! have your favorite Robins been looking for something different? want to try life on the dark side - maybe by choice, maybe not?
event will be running from July 30 to August 5 2023
for purposes of the event, please feel free to include Stephanie, Duke, and Jarro as Robins, or other Robins or heroes as villains!
ao3 collection is here!
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Deathstroke not needing a lot of sleep, but being out like the dead when he does, and Jason ends up trapped under 220 pounds of sleeping Slade Wilson lying across his chest
