Do I look like I run a bookshop?
Anthony J. Crowley, aka The Co. to A.Z. Fell and Co.
What if you were HOMELESS and living in your CAR with your HOUSEPLANTS and your 6000 year old INHERANT ENEMY turned ALLY turned FRIEND that you SAVED the WORLD with and DEFIED both HEAVEN and HELL with and have been PINING AFTER for SIX THOUSAND YEARS takes you to a COFFEESHOP and the BARISTA asks about the NAKED MAN at his BOOKSHOP
wasted away again in margaritaville
do not touch the bean
love to watch eddy become The Joker from going to a novelty restaurant over and over again in a single month
If you need a reason to watch Barbie, Barbie is to feminism what The Good Place is to ethics
I made another thing.
With apologies to Neil Gaiman.
No apologies needed.
Before Barbenheimer, there was “Apocalypse in Pink,” the August 1983 theme of fashion/culture magazine SPECTAGORIA. The issue’s controversial imagery of Barbie-esque models attempting to stay gorgeous and glamorous amidst nuclear annihilation sought to, in the words of editor/photographer Sera Clairmont, “revel in the morbid absurdity of the new American condition,” an “anxiety vibrating underneath all our plastic smiles.”
“It’s The Hot Pink Cold War,” Clairmont wrote in her introduction. “It’s ‘Material Girl’ on the radio and ‘WarGames’ at the drive-in. It’s ‘Girls Just Wanna Have Fun’ interrupted by the emergency broadcast signal. We’re told to look sexy, dress fashionable, make money, and spend money, but be sure we’re just the right amount of terrified about the bomb. Get that Malibu dream home, keep working on that perfect body, sip cocktails by the pool in your little pink bikini and watching the stocks go up — but STAY VIGILANT! and for God’s sake vote Republican, because that dream home could melt into a pink plastic inferno at any given moment. Just don’t stop smiling as the blast liquefies your skin into bubbling ooze like a Barbie doll in a microwave - it’s bad for the economy.”
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Friendly reminder that if a female is in a story and she ends up in a romantic relationship with another character, that doesn’t mean she deserves hate and it also doesn’t mean that she ruined your favorite mlm ship, especially when your favorite ship isn’t canon!
Except for Isabella from Gotham! She deserved all of the hate she got because her story didn’t make any sense, and she definitely deserved to die, because she ruined the best ship in the show!
We stan!!!!
chaotic good
benjamingecko
There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only had to serve part of his sentence. Check out their wedding photos btw they’re beautiful.
reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!!
Everyone go watch Dog Day Afternoon please please please it’s the movie mentioned in this thread it’s Sidney Lumet’s best imo and Al Pacino plays John and he is heartbreakingly good in it.
Not only have we always existed, but there have always been people who loved us. Never forget that.